a woman goes to buy a parrot, they are £100, £200 and £15, she asks why is the last one so cheap? the assistant replies " he used to live in a brothel". ok i dont mind she says and she buys it.
when she gets it home the parrot says" great a new brothel" the woman thinks this is funny,
the womans 2 daughters come in and the parrot says "great new prossies", they all laugh,
later the husband comes in and the parrot says "hya pete not seen you for weeks"
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the judge says to the prostitute "so when did you realise you were raped?"
the prostitute replies " when his cheque bounced"
2007-11-12 05:32:50 · 15 answers · asked by pet smudge (uk) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2007-11-12 05:37:36 · answer #1 · answered by madeam3 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pmsl...
Really needed that cheers.
10/10*
2007-11-12 14:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10,very funny.
2007-11-12 13:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, funny
2007-11-12 13:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by steven m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg ha ha thats funny
2007-11-12 14:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by Redz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2007-11-12 14:01:51 · answer #6 · answered by Nate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha worth a star,,,,
2007-11-12 14:17:25 · answer #7 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-11-12 14:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah its good.
2007-11-12 13:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by ojiban 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny!!!
2007-11-12 15:06:03 · answer #10 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was good
2007-11-12 14:35:54 · answer #11 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋