Entertainment & Music - 16 October 2007

1- a good morning kiss from you still is the best experience if the day

10- the parakeet in the cage is wearing a gas mask

2007-10-16 03:01:47 · 28 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 03:00:53 · 15 answers · asked by Jenblossom 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 02:59:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yahoo suggested Women's health for this question, even though I posted it while in Polls and Surveys. Which leads to my next question. What would happen if everybody started posting questions in whatever category was suggested by Yahoo?

2007-10-16 02:58:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is strong and sweet and light, juss like me!

2007-10-16 02:58:59 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 02:58:27 · 35 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

I always check the obits first to see if I am there.

2007-10-16 02:58:23 · 14 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 02:58:14 · 18 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 02:57:54 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

So, I meet someone over the weekend at someone's birthday bonfire. He seems really nice... A little older, good looking, says he goes to church (blah blah).... Anyway, he tells me on Sunday that he really wants to spend more time with me & get to know me better, so I was like..alright, cool. Well, he asks if I could pick him up because his car is messed up...so I do. He gets in the car...I'm driving...then he says, "Stop at this B.P. up there." So, I did. Then he tells me to give him a dollar, so I look at him, and I say, "Are you kidding me?"...and he was like "No, give me a dollar, I'll pay you back." So, I did. Anyway, we went to my apartment & watched a movie. He's sitting on my couch and says, "I'm hungry, fix me a sandwich or something & a drink?"... At this point, I was mad and told him that I didn't care if he was hungry... Don't boss me around. Ask nicely for things and maybe you will receive..but do not tell me what to do. I made him get a ride home.. Is that mean?

2007-10-16 02:56:47 · 54 answers · asked by AMANDA M 5 in Polls & Surveys

On My Yahoo home page the TV listings show what Yahoo considers Prime time as being 8PM to 11PM. I would like it to show 7PM to 10 PM. How can I do this?

2007-10-16 02:56:17 · 3 answers · asked by Walt 1 in Comedy

just wanted to know if I should stop by or not?

2007-10-16 02:54:56 · 25 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

a sign of the apocolypse?

2007-10-16 02:54:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 02:54:48 · 7 answers · asked by nolongerhere 4 in Polls & Surveys

My sister in law wants a kid and her husband does not.So I said what birth control do you use? and it is condoms so I said take a needle to them and pop 10 holes in them. And if you get pregs say well they are not 100%..

Is that evil?

2007-10-16 02:54:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A wife was helping her husband to set-up his Computer. The husband was in a cheeky mood so when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it obvious to his wife that he was typing in the word "penis" as password. His wife fell over from laughter when the computer replied: "Password rejected - not long enough".



Husband was suspecting his wife was sleeping around and said: "It appears I am playing second fiddle" when his wife replied: "With a fiddle like yours you should be gratefull that you are playing in the orchestra at all!"



Teenager goes to watch a strip show. His mother found out about this and was furious with him asking him: ” And did u by any chance see anything u should not have!“ when he replied: ”Yes, DAD“.



The definition of ”GUTTS“:…when a man comes home late one night, as drunk as a lord. His wife is waiting for him with a broom in her hand and he asks her: ”Are you cleaning the house or are you flying somewhere?“

2007-10-16 02:54:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Yes, I'm a guy who loves to cook.

2007-10-16 02:54:00 · 11 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 02:53:45 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 02:53:44 · 21 answers · asked by Psych Ward 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 02:53:43 · 12 answers · asked by Jenblossom 6 in Polls & Surveys

10 points to the first person who can tell me from what movie the qoutes came from.

1. "first day as a women and i am already getting hot flashes!"
2. "These pipes are clean!"
3. "house keeping want me jerk you off?"
4. "somebody stop me!"
5. "hey pancho i need to borrow some sweats"
6. "Give me a power slide full throthel"
7. "Samsonite, hah i was way off!"
8. "Bueller, Buueller, Bueller"
9. "Kelly Clarkson!"
10." 60% of the time it works everytime."

2007-10-16 02:53:13 · 11 answers · asked by ydalmis p 2 in Movies

what did i do to gain his undying obsession??

2007-10-16 02:53:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 02:52:26 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 02:48:53 · 5 answers · asked by JRodriguez 3 in Classical

Paddy was shocked to learn that the cows on his farm had bluetongue he said "be Jesus io didn't even know they had mobile phones.

2007-10-16 02:48:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

nabe or are you happy with your life?

2007-10-16 02:48:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

right answer wins!

2007-10-16 02:47:56 · 26 answers · asked by angeleyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Halloween costume you've ever worn?

Could be as a kid or as an adult

2007-10-16 02:47:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 02:47:49 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-16 02:47:42 · 44 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys