Entertainment & Music - 4 June 2007

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.

"Easy, " she replied. "He only has one eye."

The chief was stunned. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him.

"He only has one ear, " was her answer.

"What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer."

After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses."

This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, "How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!"

"Well, " she said, "he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?"

2007-06-04 17:21:28 · 8 answers · asked by vegasbrother98 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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How long do you stay naked after you get out of the shower?

Assuming you shower naked of course.

2007-06-04 17:21:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does it get worse before it gets better?

2007-06-04 17:18:19 · 27 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

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what date format do you use?

i use either month, day, year or day, month, year

2007-06-04 17:17:30 · 16 answers · asked by lost.amber 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Even though you're grown up and out of the house what do your parents still lecture you about?

Mine tell me I drink to much soda.

2007-06-04 17:16:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you could bring back any TV show, which show(s) would you like to see brought back?

I vote for Firefly, Dark Angel, Batman the Animated Series, and Darkwing Duck.

2007-06-04 17:16:06 · 44 answers · asked by The JZA 2 in Other - Television

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What is meant by Group Discussion. ???????????

What are the techniques of group discussion?????
plz answer in detail......

2007-06-04 17:10:25 · 7 answers · asked by Honest Guy 3 in Polls & Surveys

Entertainment & Music - 4 June 2007

what do you think about belly button ring and why?

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Have you ever been in suvh a good mood no one could destroy it?!?

Why did God make our arms long enough to reach our nasty region, then make playing with it a sin?

were you a mean kid? why? what did you do?

if you knew the frog was a prince would you kiss it?

Does anyone have the answer...?

does anyone love chocolate cake?

Are you the master of your universe?

Do you have a scar? where? would you tell me you story?

time, does it stand still?

What's the longest of stretch of time that you've just sat like a sedentary waste and just answered questions

If everyone had to carry a sign, what would yours say?

blonde detective plz give a star?

How long do you stay naked after you get out of the shower?

Does it get worse before it gets better?

what date format do you use?

Even though you're grown up and out of the house what do your parents still lecture you about?

If you could bring back any TV show, which show(s) would you like to see brought back?

If an enemy throws a stone at you, you will_______?

What is your favorite R.E.M. song?

can any thing be perfect?

If your full time job was to answer questions on yahoo...?

Do you get more stress relief from petting the dog or kicking the dog?

Are you people still talking crap?

How many times have you looked at yourself in the mirror today?

Do painkillers make you less hungry????

What is meant by Group Discussion. ???????????