Entertainment & Music - 3 June 2007

2007-06-03 03:19:02 · 3 answers · asked by janie p 1 in Polls & Surveys

you know the ones with consistent sick and twisted minds? They, at best, are screaming out for help.

2007-06-03 03:18:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 03:17:34 · 19 answers · asked by CLARABELLE 1 in Polls & Surveys

These "silly tech support calls " have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support.

They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. How 'bout you?


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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....


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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.


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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: Aaaah....... ......... ....thank you.


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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.


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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back

Customer: OK

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...


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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?


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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.


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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.

Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?

Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."


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And last but not least...


Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

2007-06-03 03:17:02 · 12 answers · asked by Gilmore G 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-03 03:16:09 · 41 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

Who opened the cage and let them out?

2007-06-03 03:14:17 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know anything about Michael Jackson's supposed comeback later this year? I am a huge Michael Jackson fan and I would appreciate some info on his new album.Please also add any websites with useful information on his comeback.

2007-06-03 03:13:46 · 12 answers · asked by G360 1 in Celebrities

You like the heavy metal music?

2007-06-03 03:13:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is he mentally ill or something?

2007-06-03 03:12:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 03:11:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Although the role he played was a fictional person, he did SUCH a good job, you'd swear that maybe the character was real!!
This picture was taken LONG before his famous role. In this way, it will be more challenging for you!!
http://gfx.filmweb.pl/p/162462/po.88346.jpg

2007-06-03 03:10:43 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Celebrities

I was born at 19.30 hrs and I dont know her birth time, anybody can predict the future af this relationship and script my future carreer

2007-06-03 03:09:12 · 5 answers · asked by Rudran 1 in Horoscopes

;)

2007-06-03 03:08:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love music and love any kind but i rarly know the name of the song i am sining to in the car so i was wondering what like your top 15-20 songs are you listen to on your ipod playlist

2007-06-03 03:06:19 · 13 answers · asked by SportAreMyLife 1 in R&B & Soul

here is his video i found it the other day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QlPY42I_rE

here is my YouTube page
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=jay7sa

so you can compair

2007-06-03 03:05:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I set my standards much higher. I like to go to black tie and tails demolition derby affairs. You run into a more refined gathering at those events.

2007-06-03 03:04:27 · 7 answers · asked by enzyme 305 3 in Polls & Surveys

what?

2007-06-03 03:03:08 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 03:03:06 · 8 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

or abused as a child?

2007-06-03 03:02:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean, what do you do over and over to embarrass yourself and you just cannot seem to stop?

2007-06-03 03:02:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 03:00:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i dunno, theres alot of stuff goin on right now, and im really in the mood to watch a movie that i can relate to. so heres basicly what im looking for in a movie...

-chick flick
-made within the last 7 years
-romance having to do with there being something inbetween the girl and the guy not allowing them to be together.
-or romance with like an age difference between the 2 people.
-or to add more detail to the one above, like a teenager whos in love with somone college age, thats beginning to start their life on their own.


idk, i need a good "something to relate to/cry movie"

2007-06-03 02:59:04 · 12 answers · asked by emansgirl17 1 in Movies

I do. If you do too, explain why. Thanx.

2007-06-03 02:58:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mabe that would explain the rubbish appearing on here

2007-06-03 02:58:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how have you had yours..?
Tickled...?
BBQ..?
Cracked.?
i've had the pain of three cracked and it was very pain full

2007-06-03 02:58:02 · 19 answers · asked by Dogtor 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 02:56:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.
Called One-Eyed Dick........?
And where does he hang out.............?

lol

2007-06-03 02:55:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 02:55:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and no emo is not rock. it sucks. my band is TOOL. hands down. although BLS, hatebreed and hell yeah are also up there.

2007-06-03 02:54:41 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

what happens in the end, i mean do they get stuck on the island ??? or do they go back to their lives away from the island ???

2007-06-03 02:54:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama