Entertainment & Music - 3 May 2007

"Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,” Well God is both male and female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...

"Is God Michael Jackson?"

2007-05-03 09:34:59 · 67 answers · asked by man123470 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is your Aunt Flo coming to visit?

2007-05-03 09:34:48 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How old do puppies have to be to drink?

2007-05-03 09:34:39 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What would you do if someone threw a snowball at you on a sunny day?

2007-05-03 09:33:38 · 21 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What colour "paints" you happy?

2007-05-03 09:32:10 · 49 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you heard this...?

My sister's co-worker has a sister in Texas, who with her husband was planning a weekend trip across the Mexican border for a shopping spree.

At the last minute their baby sitter canceled, so they had to bring along their two year old son with them. They had been across the border for about an hour when the baby got free and ran around the corner. The mother went chasing, but the boy had disappeared. The mother found a police officer who told her to go to the gate and wait.

Not really understanding the instructions, she did as she was instructed. About 45 minutes later, a man approached the border carrying the boy. The mother ran to him, grateful that he had been found. When the man realized it was the boy's mother, he dropped the boy and ran himself. The police were waiting for him and got him.

The boy, dead, in the 45 minutes he was missing, was cut open, ALL of his insides removed and his body cavity stuffed with COCAINE.

2007-05-03 09:31:55 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Should Paris Hilton go to jail?

http://neworleans.cox.net/cci/entertainmentnews/national?_mode=view&_state=maximized&view=article&id=D8OT2LUG3&_action=validatearticle

2007-05-03 09:31:03 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Do you or have you ever had a unibrow...???

can I call you Bert...???

2007-05-03 09:30:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I turn myself on.....how can I stop this??

I love looking at my little tight @$$, my long dark brown horse hair, my silly buttered up just shaved legs, my tear drop t i t s and sun kissed skin.

How can I stop turning myself on so much???

2007-05-03 09:27:11 · 18 answers · asked by Sue Sue2 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Which would you be..?

a Princess/Prince or Queen/King?

2007-05-03 09:27:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Would you ever get a snake massage?

[http://www.metacafe.com/watch/449281/people_paying_for_massages_from_a_snake/ ]

2007-05-03 09:27:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who has seen the yahoo commercial?

the yahoo answer one?

2007-05-03 09:26:33 · 6 answers · asked by sup yo 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What muppet did you like the most?

2007-05-03 09:24:19 · 52 answers · asked by Twizler 2 in Polls & Surveys

Entertainment & Music - 3 May 2007

If you walk down the street in your birthday suit?

What do you think of your reverse gear?

Which do you prefer, the creamy inside?

Is it too Early to be thinking...?

Who would you rather have sex with?

Did you know a rod end only cost $8.91?

for the Ladies?

that fake Akora is on TV,i thought he'd been found out as a fraud?

Gotta love the 80s...?

I'm soooo embarrassed, my girlfriend suckered me into going "antiquing." Where do I turn in my Man Card?

which celebrity were you worse sadden when they passed away?

What kind of pranks do you play on your coworkers?

confused nine-year-old boy goes up to his mother and asks,?

Is your Aunt Flo coming to visit?

How old do puppies have to be to drink?

What would you do if someone threw a snowball at you on a sunny day?

What colour "paints" you happy?

Have you heard this...?

Should Paris Hilton go to jail?

Do you or have you ever had a unibrow...???

Do you prefer "sparkling" or "non sparkling water"??

The young ladies at PETA look so thin-- should I bake a succulent chicken for them and send it right over?

Do the homeless have to pay taxes?

What do you think of Asia Argento?

What's your favorite song in the whole wide world?

I turn myself on.....how can I stop this??

Which would you be..?

Would you ever get a snake massage?

who has seen the yahoo commercial?

What muppet did you like the most?