"Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,” Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
"Is God Michael Jackson?"
2007-05-03 09:34:59 · 67 answers · asked by man123470 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
2007-05-03 09:38:38 · answer #1 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God would be the farthest thing from Michael Jackson,
2007-05-03 09:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by Dragon'sFire 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chucklicious
2007-05-03 09:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by Michael F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No God is NOT Michael Jackson!!!!!!!!!!
God is a spirit, he is a ruler. He his King, Lord Almighty. He loves everyone.
God IS AWSOME. He is NOT Michael Jackson.
2007-05-03 13:51:30 · answer #4 · answered by LonghornBaseball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a mean pun towards Michael Jackson..
but yet funny at the same time
Good Morale to the joke
2007-05-03 09:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by Stephanie 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
These kids know to much. Funny.8/10.
2007-05-03 09:38:34 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not nice, God + Michael Jackson, two different people!!!!!! That's sick!
2007-05-03 09:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This could turn even the firmest believers into dedicated Atheists haha. Gross, but funny.
2007-05-03 09:37:48 · answer #8 · answered by jpursell84 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 of the funniest jokes ive heard
2007-05-03 23:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mother obviously didn't have a grip on the situation.
2007-05-03 09:38:03 · answer #10 · answered by Josh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You people need to get some new jokes!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-05-03 10:18:15 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋