Entertainment & Music - 2 May 2007

A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours.

The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, 'Give it a shot father'. After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat. The fisherman says 'Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!'

The Priest says, 'Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?'

The Fisherman responds (THINKING QUICKLY), 'I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - a sonofabitch!'

'Oh, I'm sorry', replied the Priest. 'I didn't know.' After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop.

'Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!'

'Please Father', said the Bishop. 'Mind your language, this is a house of God.' 'No, you don't understand', said the Priest. 'That's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!' 'Hmmm', said the Bishop. 'You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner.' So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother Superior at the convent. 'Mother Superior could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?' 'My lord, what language!', said the Mother Superior.

'No, Sister', said the Bishop. 'That's what the fish is called - a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it.' 'Hmmm', replied Mother Superior. 'Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight.' Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all think the fish is great. He asks where they got it. 'I caught the sonofabitch!', said the Priest.

'And I cleaned the sonofabitch!', said the Bishop.

'And I cooked the sonofabitch!', said the Mother Superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, 'You know, you f#ckers are alright'.

2007-05-02 02:34:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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How in the NAME of ZEUS'S VUTTHOLE did you get out of your cel??

I think in our current situation it might come in handy .... MAAAAAAYBE!!!

2007-05-02 02:33:47 · 10 answers · asked by G.B.D. XVIII 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What kinda of mood are you in today??

2007-05-02 02:32:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Georgia Rule opens May 11. When was Lindsay Lohan sober long enough to make a movie?

2007-05-02 02:32:37 · 4 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Movies

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Who rattled your cage..?

2007-05-02 02:31:16 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I haven't had sex in 3 years what does this make me?

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Claire Danes or Jessica Alba? Which of the following actresses have the most beautiful teeth?

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Jessica Alba's smiling teeth:
http://img339.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicaalbahoneyjoer05gg2.jpg

2007-05-02 02:30:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Am I watching too many Netflix movies?

I joined exactly one year ago and have seen 235 movies. Is this too much?

2007-05-02 02:29:58 · 9 answers · asked by JD 4 in Movies

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Why is it that...?

a dog hates it when you blow in his/her face, but if you take them somewhere in the car, they tend to stick their head out the window?

2007-05-02 02:28:49 · 22 answers · asked by steveshurtleff 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it just Cad that doesn't see the appeal of super models?

Cad has seen miss Moss selling some old tat in the news.....The crowds of sheep unbelievable....She is no prettier than lots of you lovely ladies out there. Indeed all of Cads staff are far prettier .... As for the other lolly pop headed so called super models well .....What is Cad missing here. Please enlighten ??

2007-05-02 02:28:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Did you dance around a May Pole yesterday? Deliver goodies in a basket?

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What are you drinking right now???

2007-05-02 02:27:46 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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My pet centipede, Ralph, is going on his holidays. Where should he go, what does he need to take with him?

2007-05-02 02:27:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever heard a joke about Sandpaper Sally?

nastiest joke I've ever heard...

2007-05-02 02:27:34 · 5 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Film "GET ON THE BUS"?

1. What is the purpose of the businessman Wendell going to the Washington DC?
2. What are the 4 R's (Rap-Rape-Rob-Riot)?
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4. What is the meaning of "make love to the drum"?
5. What is Jamal's job?
6. What about Jamal's past?

2007-05-02 02:26:48 · 1 answers · asked by nicole_kola 1 in Movies

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