A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours.
The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, 'Give it a shot father'. After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat. The fisherman says 'Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!'
The Priest says, 'Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?'
The Fisherman responds (THINKING QUICKLY), 'I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - a sonofabitch!'
'Oh, I'm sorry', replied the Priest. 'I didn't know.' After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop.
'Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!'
'Please Father', said the Bishop. 'Mind your language, this is a house of God.' 'No, you don't understand', said the Priest. 'That's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!' 'Hmmm', said the Bishop. 'You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner.' So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother Superior at the convent. 'Mother Superior could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?' 'My lord, what language!', said the Mother Superior.
'No, Sister', said the Bishop. 'That's what the fish is called - a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it.' 'Hmmm', replied Mother Superior. 'Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight.' Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all think the fish is great. He asks where they got it. 'I caught the sonofabitch!', said the Priest.
'And I cleaned the sonofabitch!', said the Bishop.
'And I cooked the sonofabitch!', said the Mother Superior.
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, 'You know, you f#ckers are alright'.
2007-05-02 02:34:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha funny
2007-05-02 02:43:21 · answer #1 · answered by tre 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i heard it with a different ending, it went when the sister cooked it they called the foster boys down to eat and they heard then call it a sonofabitch, so one of the boys said can you pass the fooken salad
2007-05-08 10:02:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez, I can't believe I read this long-*** sonofabitch all the way to the end! Funny!
2007-05-08 17:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by joncarhas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that one!!!
A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn’t in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?’" "I remember that, too," she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today."
2007-05-02 02:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by Chris R 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ooouu!! You are Soo Bad! LOL. LOL.
Funny, funny, though!
Great Joke!
2007-05-02 03:21:13 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-04 06:22:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-05-07 11:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, sending it to everyone on my mailing list.
2007-05-09 05:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny i liked that joke catchy
2007-05-08 18:40:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
welllllll did u type this gosh such a big one
2007-05-02 02:39:10 · answer #10 · answered by gayatri r 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋