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Under a rock in my garden. It's only one hundred pounds a night for a single rock, a hundred and fifty for a double. All rocks have en-suite puddles. He should bring 50 pairs of carpet slippers, as we don't allow outdoor footwear in the rooms. Breakfast is a choice of grubs, ants or termites. And he needn't be afraid of being up-staged, milipedes are not allowed and are poisoned on sight. No credit cards accepted I'm afraid, had some trouble lately with fraud, I'm sure you understand.

2007-05-02 02:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by psymon 7 · 2 0

I have a lovevird and he is great but needs a lot of attention and takes more time for training. I think the best starter bird would be a cockatiel. My friend has one and he is so sweet. They learn quickly and attach to you pretty early on. The daily responsibilities include feeding them seed, pellets and other nutritious things like fruit and veggies. You will need to change the water at least two times a day to make sure that there is no bacteria in the water dish. Cleaning the cage every 2 weeks has worked well for me although some would suggest once a week. You will want to spend some time with your new bird every day practicing step ups and whistles. The cost for a cage, bird, food and toys will be around $150 - $300 depending on where you get it. Make sure the bird you pick is healthy and happy. If the feathers are not looking nice then the bird may be a little depressed or not have been cared for very well at the pet shop. Hold the bird and see if there is a connection before you just pick one. Hope you find a great pet!

2016-05-18 21:56:28 · answer #2 · answered by holly 3 · 0 0

Lucky Ralph! I'm thinking he might enjoy the nice wooded area of my backyard. No traffic, not lots of touristy (is that a word?) shops, plenty of great eating for centipedes, and a great pond if he just wants to lay around and take a dip. He should bring his hiking shoes, ALL of them mind you, for some great hiking experiences. He need not call for reservations as it's not open to the public, but I would be more than happy to have him.

2007-05-02 02:36:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He should reserve a crack, with a breathtaking view..under the bathtub. This time of year the weather is perfectly humid and there's lots of rotten floorboards ...no On-season crowds.

And the females are stunning, 50 pairs of legs... Maybe Ralph is a "leg man" like many guys.??

2007-05-02 02:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by GOMEZ LOPEZ 4 · 3 0

A matchbox to sleep in, and a bit of lettuce. I've learnt to always carry light! He should go to the local garden centre where he can make some centipede buddies lol!!

Weird or what lol!

2007-05-02 02:31:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Shoes

2007-05-02 02:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 1 0

LOL, I suggest a desolate dessert region, less chance of getting stepped on, and he should bring 100 or so pairs of sandals, plenty of water and blood, and a few travel packs of various dried skin particles, and partial insect remains for the trip;) LOL

2007-05-02 02:35:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lots of shoes, that's about it!

Have a good time Ralph. x

2007-05-02 02:30:30 · answer #8 · answered by emaf1uk 4 · 2 0

He needs a pair of Roller Skates and send him to Roam around Rome

2007-05-02 02:32:09 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 · 2 0

Let him go to Radio City Music Hall. Maybe he can get a job with the Rockettes. So make sure he takes his dancing shoes! :)

2007-05-02 02:30:39 · answer #10 · answered by hollyanna25 3 · 2 0

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