Entertainment & Music - 1 May 2007

2007-05-01 08:18:49 · 24 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 08:17:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 08:17:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like to listen to check out bands, yesterday I found some really good 60s austrailian garage rock bands and other good obscure 60s bands.

2007-05-01 08:17:07 · 21 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

site is ok for little children???
http://www.stupidstuff.org/main/oopsie.htm

2007-05-01 08:15:24 · 3 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

As courtesy becomes increasingly rare, does it also increase in value?

2007-05-01 08:14:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you go towards it out of a desire to help or just rubberneck.

2007-05-01 08:13:09 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two kids are in Sunday School. A girl who keeps falling asleep sits next to a boy with his pen out.
The teacher asks, "Who created heaven and earth?" The boy pokes the girl in the side with his pen.
"God almighty!" yells the girl.
"Very good!" says the teacher. The girl starts to snooze off again.
The teacher asks, "Who died for our sins?" The boy pokes her with his pen again.
"Jesus Christ!" yelled the girl.
"Very good." The girl goes off to sleep again.
The teacher asks, "What did Eve say to Adam after having their 26th kid?" The boy pokes her with the pen again.
The girl yells, "If you put that thing into me one more time, I swear I'll break it in half!"
The teacher fainted.
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There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who would listen to their problem, they were still unsatisfied. Finally, they consulted their family priest.

"My children," the priest began, "The Lord will listen to your prayers, and I am sure that you will be blessed with children shortly. In fact, I am planning an extended stay in Rome, and while I'm visiting the Vatican, I will light a candle for you."

"Thank you, Father, thank you!" said the couple.

Before leaving, the priest turned and said, "I am sure everything will work out just fine for you. My stay in Rome will be for quite some time--15 years. But when I return, I will be sure to pay you a visit."

And so, 15 years came and went, and the priest returned to the States.

While resting on his porch one mid-summer morning, he remembered the promise of paying a visit that he had made 15 years ago. So he made his way to their home, and upon arriving at the residence of the couple who'd sought his council years earlier, he rang the doorbell.

Sounds of crying and screaming children filled the air! Overjoyed by the thought that their prayers had been answered, he entered the house. More than a DOZEN children filled the house from top to bottom! In the midst of all the chaos, stood the wife.

"My dear," the priest said, "your prayers have been answered! And where is your husband? I wish to congratulate him too on your miracle!"

"He just left for Rome," she said in a very desperate tone.

"Rome? Why did he go to Rome?" asked the priest.

"To blow out that candle you lit!"
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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2007-05-01 08:12:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ha

2007-05-01 08:11:52 · 8 answers · asked by Saffernellie 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 08:11:42 · 8 answers · asked by nora 1 in Television

2007-05-01 08:11:03 · 31 answers · asked by ~♥~Tiffany~♥~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

From the man who brought you "Feelin' on Yo Booty."

Thanks for the thought, R. Kelly, but those who solicit minors for child porn (June 2002) aren't too much higher than deranged killers in my book, so leave the tribute songs to the respectable artists.

2007-05-01 08:10:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-05-01 08:09:37 · 21 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

Polls and surveys? It really seems to attract all of use super cool beings doesn't it? Do you think that we are the chosen ones of Y!A? Well, if not you can't deny that we have a good sense of humour!

2007-05-01 08:07:38 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 08:07:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for me, it must be the WEEKEND!!!

2007-05-01 08:07:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They are having a big May Day celebration down the street from where I live, and all of us will be dancing later on tonight.

2007-05-01 08:06:28 · 19 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Polls & Surveys

Every night, I lay down in my Queen size bed and my feet dangle off the end of the bed ... I'm 5'3", I mean ... come on!

Does this annoy anyone else? lol.

2007-05-01 08:06:16 · 19 answers · asked by ♦ Tiff ♦ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 08:05:54 · 7 answers · asked by superthug 1 in Music

Sister margaret would like to invite you and all of your family to visit the Grand Canyon someday.

2007-05-01 08:04:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

as she types? I gotta kink and it is killin me.

2007-05-01 08:04:43 · 13 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

I wanna make my own library of Beatles' songs, what do you think are their best songs?

2007-05-01 08:04:23 · 28 answers · asked by universal 4 in Music

2007-05-01 08:04:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 08:03:01 · 11 answers · asked by blutic11 3 in Music

A good drink
A good meal
A good sleep
Good sex

2007-05-01 08:02:49 · 49 answers · asked by UTC 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just curious.

2007-05-01 08:02:17 · 14 answers · asked by sofia 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 08:02:13 · 7 answers · asked by Junior 4 in Polls & Surveys

need SHOCK absorbers?

2007-05-01 08:02:02 · 14 answers · asked by Regular Guy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 08:01:00 · 11 answers · asked by El Sexy Version de Seth Rogen 3 in Polls & Surveys

or do you just make up some and pretend your really smart?

2007-05-01 08:00:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys