Entertainment & Music - 7 April 2007

Why doesn't anyone ever star my questions. I feel lonely desperate and unimportant.
Here's a joke!!!
A man once had a chicken. He loved that damn chicken. He'd do anything for it. He walked it, took it to the park.
He went to a theater and paid for a ticket.
"One please"
The cashier looked at the man and told him pets were not allowed.
"Sir, pets are not allowed. It's on our sign, sorry..."
The man walks away. He then stuffs the chicken in his pants and returns to the cashier.
"One, please".
He goes to the snack bar and gets a bag of popcorn and a soda. He then proceeds to the theater and sits down in his seat. Two ladies sit beside him and wait 4 the movie 2 start.
1 of the ladies notices something coming growing in the mans pants. She tells her friend to look and says, "Have you ever?!?" About 5 minutes later it happens again...she says
"Gertrude have you ever seen anything like that in your life?!"
"Yeah, Maude, but I've never seen 1 eat popcorn before

2007-04-07 18:59:03 · 12 answers · asked by ¸.•*´`*♥ ♥Melissa♥ ♥*´`*•.¸ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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who's hotter orlando bloom or colin farrell?

2007-04-07 18:57:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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In the movies, do serial killers study cell phone coverage maps to pick a good place to stalk? lol?

A spot where there is no coverage?

2007-04-07 18:55:49 · 1 answers · asked by cpc26ca 1 in Movies

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If you were trapped in an elevator for an hour with your favorite celebrity, who would it be and what...?

would you do?

2007-04-07 18:54:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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hottest girl or hottest car?

what would you rather ride for a day the girl that you think is the hottest girl or a car that you think is the hottest car. don't say both, what if you had only one chose, whaich would you choose?

2007-04-07 18:53:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Will you fill in this blank? I am the best____ever!?

2007-04-07 18:51:58 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you reach for when the Excedrin doesn't seem to be working for your migraine?

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Which movie do you like better?

The Titanic or Pearl Harbor.

I liked the Titanic.

2007-04-07 18:50:55 · 27 answers · asked by misty blue 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like Sanjaya?

i do

2007-04-07 18:47:48 · 8 answers · asked by Samantha 2 in Polls & Surveys

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do you love llamas?

what about nowhttp://llamacouncil.org/News/Latest/The_Llama_Song.html

2007-04-07 18:46:21 · 8 answers · asked by dee_ann 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Did I dissapoint you... or leave a bad taste in your mouth???

You act like you never had love and you want me to go without... Well it is too late, tonight, to drag the past out into the light we're one, but were not the same..we get to carry each other... carry each other... ONE... Mary J and U2 or just U2?
he heh...get your mind out of the gutter.....

2007-04-07 18:46:13 · 16 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys