Why doesn't anyone ever star my questions. I feel lonely desperate and unimportant.
Here's a joke!!!
A man once had a chicken. He loved that damn chicken. He'd do anything for it. He walked it, took it to the park.
He went to a theater and paid for a ticket.
"One please"
The cashier looked at the man and told him pets were not allowed.
"Sir, pets are not allowed. It's on our sign, sorry..."
The man walks away. He then stuffs the chicken in his pants and returns to the cashier.
"One, please".
He goes to the snack bar and gets a bag of popcorn and a soda. He then proceeds to the theater and sits down in his seat. Two ladies sit beside him and wait 4 the movie 2 start.
1 of the ladies notices something coming growing in the mans pants. She tells her friend to look and says, "Have you ever?!?" About 5 minutes later it happens again...she says
"Gertrude have you ever seen anything like that in your life?!"
"Yeah, Maude, but I've never seen 1 eat popcorn before
2007-04-07 18:59:03 · 12 answers · asked by ¸.•*´`*♥ ♥Melissa♥ ♥*´`*•.¸ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'll star this one two, but i like the other joke better, about the report card.
2007-04-07 20:00:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok this declaring replaced into concept up via and maximum high quality to human beings pondering crime oftentimes or some type of incorrect doing. Now granted no individual is one hundred% truthful, were all human, all of us have issues in our closet we would fairly keep hidden if a threat. if truth be told human beings in simple terms know what you tell them or what you want them to understand. Or what they have really witnessed for themselves, something is heresay and under no circumstances admissible in court docket. Little white lies are a given in our society, and via little that means that know one receives indignant or harm via the lie. so as long as you stay on the right fringe of the regulation i imagine you'll locate maximum human beings contained in the global are like you, they believe till given a reason now to not. and keep in innovations human beings run in like crowds. you gained't locate murders hob knobbing with Brad Pitt. LOL
2016-11-27 02:59:43 · answer #2 · answered by glauser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like a star to me
2007-04-07 19:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by flutterby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one and a star for you too.
2007-04-07 19:05:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's Funny! LOL.
Happy Easter to you!
2007-04-07 19:15:53 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because that was mildly funny. No wonder they aren't starred.
2007-04-07 19:01:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny!!!! keep the good ones coming!!!
2007-04-07 19:02:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kacy! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok. heres a star...lol
2007-04-07 19:04:16 · answer #8 · answered by Ann 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah that hilarious, another one plz
2007-04-07 20:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Er... sorry, I don't think that was funny...
2007-04-07 19:04:09 · answer #10 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋