Entertainment & Music - 6 April 2007

What's the song from the commercial with the lady whos walking and she has her headphones on and John Stamos is watching her and I think it's a wieght loss commercial...

2007-04-06 05:48:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple who he found hanging around under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability." Adam popped a cork!! He jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing a Man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. I'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just let it rip, I'd be sooooo cool. Oh please, God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please........." On and on he went like an excited little boy (who had to pee ).

Eve just smiled and shook her head at the display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given the ability to stand up and pee. And so it was. And it was...........well, good. "Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of left-over gifts. "What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."

2007-04-06 05:47:49 · 5 answers · asked by Nurse Kerr 1 in Jokes & Riddles

so there's a complete and utter liar who has lied to just about everyone I know and so now we don't have anything to do with them, the problem is they are spinning the same lies to new people, do we even bother to try and warn them, or just let them get hurt like we have?

2007-04-06 05:47:26 · 17 answers · asked by Offends Equally 3 in Polls & Surveys

I look like a hindu woman . I got a huge red spot on my forehead ! Help. I gotta be at work in 2 hours !

2007-04-06 05:46:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 05:44:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I think that she looks better with hair, blonde hair. What do you think?

2007-04-06 05:44:06 · 51 answers · asked by Sheldon 2 in Celebrities

if i tell mine, i'll fer sure get a violation. happy day:)

2007-04-06 05:43:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Highland Celtic singer/harpist.

2007-04-06 05:42:51 · 2 answers · asked by IllitsiaDramay 1 in Music

2007-04-06 05:42:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 05:42:03 · 7 answers · asked by cory 1 in Celebrities

2007-04-06 05:41:48 · 13 answers · asked by lulu 6 in Polls & Surveys

fill in the blank

2007-04-06 05:41:40 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 05:39:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor. Well, the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed."

2007-04-06 05:39:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-06 05:38:46 · 8 answers · asked by Venus Mantrap 3 in Polls & Surveys

I perfer Kenny Chesney and Keith Urban myself!!!

2007-04-06 05:37:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 05:37:20 · 3 answers · asked by Here kitty kitty 5 in Polls & Surveys

Does this mean that men are OTR sometimes also?

2007-04-06 05:36:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well my personal favorite show was Spiderman TAS, while Batman certainly had a bit more brain to their plot, I felt like I could relate better to the younger Peter Parker. One qualm I have with the show is...WHY DID MARY JANE HAVE TO BE A WATER CLONE -_-??!!

2007-04-06 05:36:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one.

You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com"

Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems.

You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html

Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.

You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)

You turn on your comput

2007-04-06 05:36:25 · 5 answers · asked by Nurse Kerr 1 in Jokes & Riddles

open your eyes look up to the sky's and see................

what?

2007-04-06 05:36:10 · 18 answers · asked by Michael D 6 in Polls & Surveys

did you realize you had something better to do ??

2007-04-06 05:35:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen."

2007-04-06 05:35:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-06 05:35:08 · 22 answers · asked by Offends Equally 3 in Polls & Surveys

so far in 07'?


Mine was March 15th, when she spent the day with me and we shared a beautiful sunset...

2007-04-06 05:34:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 05:32:09 · 23 answers · asked by simon p 1 in Movies

2007-04-06 05:30:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you just don't give a damn about anymore?

2007-04-06 05:30:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 05:29:25 · 15 answers · asked by Guess Who 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is the kinkiest thing you do or have done or like to do??

2007-04-06 05:29:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys