Two guys immigrate ti America in their first day of the boat they are wandering ariund New York City seeing the sights.
As lunchtime approaches they decide they are hungry.They then come to a street vendor selling hotdogs.
One says to the other in a shocked tone,"my God-they eat dogs in America?"
"I can't believe it!" says the other,equally appalled.
"well",says the first,"we're going to be Americans, so we must do as they do.
They approach the vendor bravely."Two hotdogs,please".The vendor hands them their food in a pair pf paper bags.The immigrants sit on a park bench to eat their lunch.
One looks inside his bag,hesitates and turns to his partner and says,"uh which part of the dog did you get?"
2007-03-23
02:15:13
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