The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response
when someone says; "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt,
the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
They produced four children named
Dip Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt.
However, after being married 15 years,
Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and since her kids
were living with her she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and
they produced a son of nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of Noe's four children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt
were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently
married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremon
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