Entertainment & Music - 20 March 2007

hehehe!

2007-03-20 01:26:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Everytime I go to the video store, I feel like getting it but then I change my mind cos it looks kindda boring!..
How is it?
And the movie ' the messengers' - have you watched it? how was it?

2007-03-20 01:26:18 · 1 answers · asked by sapphire_wisdom 1 in Movies

Tell me what you think of our company's website and if you have any suggestions?

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2007-03-20 01:26:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

deer not dear

2007-03-20 01:25:46 · 2 answers · asked by Evey 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 01:25:19 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 01:23:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This bloke's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who also is a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him.

He reply's £3000, the bloke say's he can't afford that type of money. So his neighbour say's "make love to them yourself"?

So the next morning the bloke take's his Landrover car and put 6 sheep into it and drives off to a place were he makes love to them, and he then returns to the farmhouse.

The following morning he looks out the farmhouse window and the sheep are still standing in the field and not lying on the belly's a pregnant sheep do.

So once again 6 sheep go into the Landrover for a seeing to?

The next morning his wife is getting up and he asks her to look out the window as he's knackered.

His wife looks out and reply's there not standing up or on their belly's?

What are they up to said the bloke.

Oh there sheep jumping into the Landrover and one is tooting the horn!

2007-03-20 01:22:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When I was a younger man I hadn't a care,
I was foolin around, hittin the town, losing my head,you picked me and stole my heart and gave me a smile you said your much too young your life's just begun lets walk for awhile Since then i never look back its almost like living a dream and ooooo I love you...


and so on Please tell me da name

2007-03-20 01:21:55 · 3 answers · asked by Chi-Girli 3 in Music

Dear Mrs. Dillon,


Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from all of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Dillon are listed below.


Things Mr. Dillon has done while his spouse was shopping at our store:


1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.


2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in the House Wares department to go off at 5-minute intervals.


3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms.


4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in house wares ... and watched what happened.


5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.


6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.


7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.


8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"


9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.


10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.


11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.


12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.


13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"


14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"


And last, but not least ..


15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"


Thank you.

2007-03-20 01:21:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-20 01:21:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

someone did already ask this, but it was a year ago.
I NEED AN UPDATE

2007-03-20 01:21:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-20 01:21:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the real name of kajal jain ,malini sharma ,ambika gill of dhoom machao dhoom

2007-03-20 01:20:02 · 2 answers · asked by dhoom_machao_dhoom 1 in Television

I,m trying to think of a song out just recently, It had the line "who do you think you are" and I,m pretty sure the guy who sung it is black. Thanks!

2007-03-20 01:19:58 · 5 answers · asked by Elaine J 1 in Music

Does anyone know if ITV or ITV2 etc will be showing this programme again? We had a power cut and missed most of it! Thanx

2007-03-20 01:19:53 · 4 answers · asked by Mariette 2 in Television

Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please"

The girls reply's " You must have a lot of cats"

To which the old woman says "Oh no,there for my husbands sandwiches, I use the cat food as a paste for the bread"

The girls reply's " That will kill him madam!"

"Oh no, its okay I read it in a book" Said the old woman.

So off she goes with her cat food only to return one week later, where the same young girl was serving again.

The girl asks "How may tins of cat food today"

"None, my husbands dead" said the old woman.

The girl is stunned and say's "I told you that you would kill him feeding him that stuff"

The old lady said " He did not die from that"

"What was the cause of death then" asked the girl

And the old lady replied "Oh, he broke his neck when trying to lick his backside"

2007-03-20 01:19:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

was written about which historical figure

2007-03-20 01:19:34 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

What's your favourite Cyndi album & what's your favourite Cyndi song have already been done.


p.s. dear jokers, this question is far too easy to make fun of so instead please just use those brilliant, witty brains of yours to gimme some good ideas.

2007-03-20 01:18:44 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

What's your favourite Cyndi album & what's your favourite Cyndi song have already been done.


p.s. dear jokers, this question is far too easy to make fun of so instead please just use those brilliant, witty brains of yours to gimme some good ideas.

2007-03-20 01:18:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 01:17:40 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

& why did they change their name to Bloom06??? (I only just foundout they have a new name)

2007-03-20 01:17:32 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

is kendra hot?

2007-03-20 01:16:56 · 12 answers · asked by Elvis A 1 in Polls & Surveys

is that really really george or is it a clone?? there were rumours, but i cant believe george got suspended. If that was the case theres no hope left

2007-03-20 01:16:23 · 20 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I work as a D.J. On the 31st of March we are holdinga school disco'reunion type night.
My question is what songs must be played at a 70's 80's schools disco.
Please note i have 1000's of recodrs so am looking for obscure or forgotton tunes. please help with your top 5
cheers

2007-03-20 01:16:12 · 22 answers · asked by Malcolm M 2 in Music

What's the best music to cheer someone up after a breakup? No boo-hoo stuff!

2007-03-20 01:15:36 · 14 answers · asked by aquaman2964 3 in Music

2007-03-20 01:15:26 · 4 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

What did ya shoot?

2007-03-20 01:15:01 · 20 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 01:14:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 01:14:12 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

enjoy the power they feel when they hurt a woman's feelings? Is it a power thing?

2007-03-20 01:14:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys