This bloke's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who also is a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him.
He reply's £3000, the bloke say's he can't afford that type of money. So his neighbour say's "make love to them yourself"?
So the next morning the bloke take's his Landrover car and put 6 sheep into it and drives off to a place were he makes love to them, and he then returns to the farmhouse.
The following morning he looks out the farmhouse window and the sheep are still standing in the field and not lying on the belly's a pregnant sheep do.
So once again 6 sheep go into the Landrover for a seeing to?
The next morning his wife is getting up and he asks her to look out the window as he's knackered.
His wife looks out and reply's there not standing up or on their belly's?
What are they up to said the bloke.
Oh there sheep jumping into the Landrover and one is tooting the horn!
2007-03-20 01:22:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Markhatter, take care dude!
2007-03-20 23:40:01 · update #1
Hahahahaha that's a good one. I can just imagine a sheep in the car tooting the horn oh dear x
2007-03-20 01:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is funny as hell thx I needed a jump staryt lol
2007-03-20 08:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by Chi-Girli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... those sheep dont seem to have had enough of him...
hahahahahahaha
good one... thanx for the laugh
2007-03-20 08:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do ewe really think that's funny?
2007-03-20 08:38:31 · answer #4 · answered by dvd_frns 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats funny..good job
2007-03-20 10:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by annamaria9521 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That's sick but funny.
2007-03-20 11:17:30 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!
2007-03-20 08:27:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK....face is currently smiling.
2007-03-20 09:07:11 · answer #8 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he, that was fab. can you curl up in a little ball?
2007-03-20 08:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fuckin funny that one!!!
bit sick,but ya gotta laugh.
xxx
2007-03-20 11:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋