does Mr Dillon not like shopping or does he have a sense of humour?

Question

Dear Mrs. Dillon,


Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from all of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Dillon are listed below.


Things Mr. Dillon has done while his spouse was shopping at our store:


1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.


2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in the House Wares department to go off at 5-minute intervals.


3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms.


4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in house wares ... and watched what happened.


5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.


6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.


7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.


8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"


9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.


10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.


11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.


12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.


13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"


14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"


And last, but not least ..


15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"


Thank you.

Answer 1

lmao.. those r hilarious.. u could make a whole "candid camera show" using the antics of mr dillon..

hahahahahahahahaha

very good ones... thanx for the laugh

Answer 2

Excellent! Enjoyed every one of Mr. Dillion's pranks. I might try a few..love the wet floor sign on the carpet. I think he has a great sense of humor. Or maybe he and I have similar ones.

Thanks for the laugh. You get a star.

Answer 3

LOL. funny. x)) i think he just have a good sense of humour.

Answer 4

Heard it before in "Jokes and Riddles"...
But good to read again, great fun, very witty. Thanks. :)

Answer 5

good pranks to pull in stores, thanks for the ideas