Entertainment & Music - 18 March 2007

A young journalist gets a job at a provincial newspaper in the middle of the prairies. His first assignment was to write a human-interest story. Driving through the cornfields, he spied an old farm-hand and introduced himself.
"Out here in the middle of nowhere - has anything ever happened that made you happy?". "Yup!" he exclaimed, suddenly. "One time my neighbour's daughter, got lost. So we formed a posse, we eventually found her. After we all gave her one, we took her home."
The young journo blanched. "I can't print that!". "Has anything else happened?" The farmer thought again. "Yeah!" he said. "One of my neighbour's sheep got lost. We found it and all gave it one before we took it back home."
"Christ!" yelled the young man. "I can't print that either!". "OK - has anything around here that made you particularly sad?"
The old man looked at the ground. "Well," he said sheepishly. "I got lost, once."

2007-03-18 11:46:47 · 11 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-18 11:46:14 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 11:46:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 11:46:08 · 10 answers · asked by ____ 5 in Polls & Surveys

is nothing but a simulacrum or it has some real things in it? Why?

2007-03-18 11:46:08 · 9 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 11:46:00 · 12 answers · asked by Litmus180 3 in Television

Don't you guys agree that they should make a version with superman , batman and several more original characters? Just curious to know how many people thinks that would be cool.. like the actual super heroes, villians and sidekicks?

I think that'd be cool and it still had super fast game play 3-d backgrounds and all that,

your input is wanted.

2007-03-18 11:45:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-18 11:45:44 · 6 answers · asked by John 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 11:45:24 · 7 answers · asked by ARMY Babe 4 in Polls & Surveys

what starsign would i be most compatible with?

2007-03-18 11:44:34 · 10 answers · asked by Tara 6 in Horoscopes

2007-03-18 11:44:26 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

u see i am all about naruto .he is awsome.hhehe.but naruto and hinata should get toghtehr .(Sniff)he was soppose to be MINE.WAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

2007-03-18 11:44:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

This has to be the most retarded show ive ever watched. Ok, im an adult, but i still love cartoons, cartoon network and nickelodeon. Yet this show is crap. Not only cant those kids act, they cant sing either. Is this what kids watch these days?

2007-03-18 11:44:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-18 11:44:18 · 31 answers · asked by John 2 in Polls & Surveys

and what does that mean to you?

2007-03-18 11:44:11 · 11 answers · asked by the Boss 7 in Polls & Surveys

hate yourself sometimes for not being able to stop... carrying?

2007-03-18 11:43:39 · 12 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 11:43:12 · 36 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Polls & Surveys

I got my toungue stuck in the fweezuh! any suggestions?

2007-03-18 11:43:11 · 18 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

DO tell.

2007-03-18 11:42:43 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

On a scale of 9-10, how much do you love me??

2007-03-18 11:42:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 11:42:22 · 4 answers · asked by mazywinter 1 in Polls & Surveys

lol. i will tell u mine as a detail once every1 has answered

2007-03-18 11:42:18 · 7 answers · asked by .. .. 3 in Polls & Surveys

If towels are clean before we take a bath, and we are clean when we dry off with the towels that are clean, then why do we wash them?

2007-03-18 11:42:11 · 10 answers · asked by mcpark2004 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i am pondering on whether to see it or not.....plz giv me an insight

2007-03-18 11:42:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-18 11:42:02 · 18 answers · asked by caddie_manjd 4 in Polls & Surveys

How many animals can you fir into a pair of pantyhose?

Now really think about it!

2007-03-18 11:41:41 · 5 answers · asked by EDENSILK 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I am in college and my spring break just started on Friday... unfortunately almost none of my really close friends have the same spring break as me... so I'm not doing anything really extraordinary on my break... I'll just be relaxing at home.

2007-03-18 11:41:35 · 4 answers · asked by Wicawango Fan 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 11:41:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

then a guy with a gas tank ask u if u could spare him a gallon of gas ...what would u do?

2007-03-18 11:41:13 · 31 answers · asked by blinkky winkky 5 in Polls & Surveys

????

2007-03-18 11:41:12 · 12 answers · asked by ! DIRRTY ! 1 in Celebrities