A young journalist gets a job at a provincial newspaper in the middle of the prairies. His first assignment was to write a human-interest story. Driving through the cornfields, he spied an old farm-hand and introduced himself.
"Out here in the middle of nowhere - has anything ever happened that made you happy?". "Yup!" he exclaimed, suddenly. "One time my neighbour's daughter, got lost. So we formed a posse, we eventually found her. After we all gave her one, we took her home."
The young journo blanched. "I can't print that!". "Has anything else happened?" The farmer thought again. "Yeah!" he said. "One of my neighbour's sheep got lost. We found it and all gave it one before we took it back home."
"Christ!" yelled the young man. "I can't print that either!". "OK - has anything around here that made you particularly sad?"
The old man looked at the ground. "Well," he said sheepishly. "I got lost, once."
2007-03-18 11:46:47 · 11 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh those poor people who got lost, hope I don't ever get lost in that area!!!!!!!
2007-03-18 12:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might want to lose that one
how bout: guy goes to the doctor. doctor says i got good news and bad news. man says lets hear the good news . doctor says well they're gonna name a great new disease after you!
2007-03-18 11:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by hidingbehindthisemailaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it befor still gets a chuckle!!!
2007-03-18 11:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by dan T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha,Ha, very funny.
2007-03-18 11:51:31 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Funny how he didn't like it when it happened to him!!
2007-03-18 11:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bollocks 2u 2
2007-03-18 11:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ok! that's funny.
2007-03-18 11:51:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha..very funny
2007-03-18 11:50:17 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2007-03-18 11:57:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-19 03:17:29 · answer #10 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋