Entertainment & Music - 18 March 2007

or is that just a bunch of crap they tell you.

2007-03-18 18:44:06 · 30 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's enjoying it, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, he somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey did?"

The guy says, "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for everything."

The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ***, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.

"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his ***, pulled it out, and ate it!" says the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."

2007-03-18 18:42:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-18 18:42:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do I have to "tone it down" and be on my best behavior? (....in public ONLY, of course....)

2007-03-18 18:42:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 18:41:17 · 25 answers · asked by angela k 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 18:41:04 · 5 answers · asked by Computer Geek 3 in Music

2007-03-18 18:39:59 · 8 answers · asked by McWalmart 3 in Polls & Surveys

How I slip through the cracks of your Justice System to bring you Questions??

2007-03-18 18:39:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why the long face?

2007-03-18 18:39:23 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

kiss your house goodbye when you leave your wife?

2007-03-18 18:39:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I put it in the microwave (4 mins)went to the bathroom, heard the ding, flushed and then it was gone!!!! Dont be scared who did it?

2007-03-18 18:38:24 · 11 answers · asked by Charisma 6 in Polls & Surveys

Back in high school, if you were currently studying Probablility in maths, have you ever been tempted to test your teachers with this scenario...
Get a group of your friends together in the classroom before the lesson starts, start playing cards, then when the teacher walks in and asks angrily 'What is the meaning of this?!' you answer back sweetly, 'Practical applications of probablility, sir!' (or Miss).
This was quite funny when I first saw this as a cartoon in my maths textbook, as a title page for the chapter, haha :D

2007-03-18 18:37:37 · 11 answers · asked by Quynh N 2 in Polls & Surveys

it goes....so wrong you did me so wrong......thats the chorus....any ideas holla!

2007-03-18 18:37:31 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

2007-03-18 18:37:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my brother thinks he is, but i cant get any evidence of it. my uncle girlfriend told me that he came out lyk 4 days ago. i can't believe it...

2007-03-18 18:37:12 · 8 answers · asked by Asia Gabrielle 2 in Celebrities

He keeps popping his head up when hes not invited and could get me in trouble.

2007-03-18 18:36:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in their butt?

2007-03-18 18:35:44 · 26 answers · asked by chrry_wales 2 in Polls & Surveys

Back in high school, if you were currently studying Probablility in maths, have you ever been tempted to test your teachers with this scenario...
Get a group of your friends together in the classroom before the lesson starts, start playing cards, then when the teacher walks in and asks angrily 'What is the meaning of this?!' you answer back sweetly, 'Practical applications of probablility, sir!' (or Miss).
This was quite funny when I first saw this as a cartoon in my maths textbook, as a title page for the chapter, haha :D

2007-03-18 18:35:33 · 7 answers · asked by Quynh N 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i know that it wouldnt be the same without robert stack, but i used to love that show

2007-03-18 18:34:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-18 18:33:59 · 1 answers · asked by jerish s 1 in Television

Yes, I aways do.

2007-03-18 18:33:37 · 29 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 18:33:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

is sonny still in from first to last? last time i looked at their myspace the band members have changed. what happend??

2007-03-18 18:33:18 · 3 answers · asked by Nat J 2 in Music

the lyrics goes something like this...

"Who put the weight of the world on my shoulder..."
"I got all the time in the world and now she's gone"

Pls. help...

2007-03-18 18:32:46 · 2 answers · asked by Geek 1 in Polls & Surveys

As if I would ask a lame hippy question like that...

WHAT WAS THE BEST CAR IN A MOVIE??

1) Charger (The Dukes of Hazard)
2) Mad Max (Ford)
3) Mustang (Fast & Furious Tokyo Drift)
4) Fred Flinstone (feet power!)
5) Other - What?

2007-03-18 18:32:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Alright i'm having a party in a couple months. This is going to be the last party with this group of people EVER! So i need the BEST last song for it and it has to be slow. People will be really sad. Please give me names of great songs for the last dance.

2007-03-18 18:32:25 · 7 answers · asked by R 1 in Music

Should we not believe movie critics???

I mean, they all give movies bad ratings......but, they are all 40 to 50 year old men/women whose soul purpose is to give a rating to movie which they are too old to enjoy....

shouldn't magazines and other pplz that hire movie critics, get critics that are all ages....so that not all people get a bad impression of a film?

2007-03-18 18:32:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-18 18:30:38 · 40 answers · asked by beemariebee 2 in Polls & Surveys

The ________From Utah

2007-03-18 18:30:24 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Or been confined in one?

2007-03-18 18:29:50 · 11 answers · asked by Benji 5 in Polls & Surveys