A doctor's first patient comes into the room. She takes off her shirt, revealing a rash on her chest in the shape of an M. The doctor looks puzzled. The woman explains that her boyfriend goes to Michigan and that when they had sex, he didn't take off his letter sweatshirt. The doctor prescribes some ointment and tells her to put it on 3 times a day until the rash is gone.
The doctor's next patient comes in and takes off her shirt revealing a rash on her chest in the shape of an M as well. She explains that her boyfriend goes to Maryland and that when they had sex, he didn't take off his letter sweatshirt. The doctor gives her some oinment with the same instructions.
The doctor's third patient enters and takes off her shirt revealing yet another rash in the shape of an M. The doctor, having dealt with two cases of this already says, "Let me guess, your boyfriend goes to Maine?" to which the woman replied, "Actually, my girlfriend goes to Wellesley."
2007-03-17
07:36:55
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