A doctor's first patient comes into the room. She takes off her shirt, revealing a rash on her chest in the shape of an M. The doctor looks puzzled. The woman explains that her boyfriend goes to Michigan and that when they had sex, he didn't take off his letter sweatshirt. The doctor prescribes some ointment and tells her to put it on 3 times a day until the rash is gone.
The doctor's next patient comes in and takes off her shirt revealing a rash on her chest in the shape of an M as well. She explains that her boyfriend goes to Maryland and that when they had sex, he didn't take off his letter sweatshirt. The doctor gives her some oinment with the same instructions.
The doctor's third patient enters and takes off her shirt revealing yet another rash in the shape of an M. The doctor, having dealt with two cases of this already says, "Let me guess, your boyfriend goes to Maine?" to which the woman replied, "Actually, my girlfriend goes to Wellesley."
2007-03-17 07:36:55 · 7 answers · asked by WHAMMBAMM 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahaha
good one.
2007-03-17 07:40:55 · answer #1 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a cool bath than take some baby powder and put it on the rash!! Calamine lotion can be used if it gets itchy !! Keep a cold face cloth at hand and place it on the rash when you feel over heated !! Than add more baby powder !! You have to keep it dry after the cool water!!
2016-03-29 02:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty girl. I like naughty.
I wouldn't have the guts to tell all the dirty jokes I've heard over the years.
Good for you.
2007-03-17 07:45:21 · answer #3 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry dude i totaly don't get your question maby you should explaim it, i get every thing else exept the last part
2007-03-17 07:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by Asha J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny i luv dirty jokes
2007-03-17 07:47:48 · answer #5 · answered by crittergirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 10:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehhehhehheheh....a real fun!!!!!
2007-03-17 07:53:56 · answer #7 · answered by dia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋