A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds
his
> way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a
> while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
> voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
> think it's only fair, since you are blind , that you should know five
> things:
> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
> 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde with a black belt in karate. 4.
The
> woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
> weightlifter.
> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now,
> think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No
> ....not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
>
2007-03-16
10:54:57
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