in there?"2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.5) MEOW occasionally.6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly7) SAY -DING at each floor.8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, the and announce: "I have new socks on."12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasnt you. 15) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
2007-03-16
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