Entertainment & Music - 13 March 2007

using mashed potatoes, used q-tips, and some really dirty diapers. What will you give me for this absolute masterpiece?

2007-03-13 11:57:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 11:57:19 · 9 answers · asked by Terrie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

might be more fun if you don't name the film then we can all guess

2007-03-13 11:57:19 · 30 answers · asked by Val 3 in Movies

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says,
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle,
3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me.... I'm 7 feet tall,
I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds,
my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around!"

2007-03-13 11:56:47 · 16 answers · asked by Dream_Catcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

All I know is it's from late 60s and may feature the words "hey, you, what's my line" or something. Sorry but that's all I remember.

2007-03-13 11:55:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Do you think Viacom are doing the right thing? Or, like me, do you think they are merely a bunch of greedy, overpaid b@st@rd$?

2007-03-13 11:55:55 · 9 answers · asked by shayna barby 2 in Polls & Surveys

Just wanted to know I thought it was a young Nia Long.

2007-03-13 11:55:54 · 4 answers · asked by rbolanfan1 1 in Music

2007-03-13 11:55:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

my employer has been considering adopting "casual friday" for the workplace, and this friday will be our first trial run.

would it be better to just go to work in the pajamas i wake up in? or should i shower FIRST and wear different pajamas?

2007-03-13 11:55:37 · 21 answers · asked by soren 6 in Polls & Surveys

Spring is sprung here in central Nebraska because yesterday I saw two little girls flying kites in their yard.

Has spring made it to your area yet? How do you know?

2007-03-13 11:54:58 · 13 answers · asked by katbyrd41 7 in Polls & Surveys

No, not IQ scores or anything like that.

Just how you personally, measure the intelligence of another human being.

2007-03-13 11:54:53 · 19 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 11:54:51 · 10 answers · asked by Lauren_Ann20 5 in Polls & Surveys

I thought the title was "stay" but it isn't.

2007-03-13 11:54:47 · 7 answers · asked by chazzz 3 in Music

....we are having tacos....

2007-03-13 11:54:30 · 6 answers · asked by tapping toes 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 11:54:19 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 11:53:48 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Four businessmen are playing golf. At the first hole, the first man says, I'm so important that my company has bought me this nuclear-powered mobile phone so I can keep in touch all over the world."
At the second hole, the next man says, I'm so important to my company that they have sewn my mobile phone to the palm of my hand."
At the third hole, the third man starts mumbling away to himself.
"Who are you talking to?" ask the other three, to which he replies. "I'm so important to my company that they've inserted a miniature mobile phone in my lip."
They get to the next hole, when all of a sudden the fourth man makes a dash for the bushes. The others wait for ten minutes before going to check if he's alright. They peep through the bushes and find him squatting with his trousers around his ankles. "Oh, sorry," they apologise.
"It's ok," the fourth man replies, "I'm just expecting a fax."

2007-03-13 11:53:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-13 11:53:20 · 9 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. counted more than 5 police cars in your neighborhood.

2. had to pick your own switch or belt.

3.If you have ever had to walk to or home from school.

4. If you have ever used dish washing liquid for bubble bath.

5. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn't have any sugar then put it in the refridgerator and waited until you got more sugar.

6.If you've ever ran from the police on foot

7. used any of the following for drinking glasses:jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars

8.You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed.

9.You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/or jelly

10.You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box.

How many can you say yes to?

2007-03-13 11:53:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 11:52:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

2007-03-13 11:52:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Mine just went away when I answered a question in another category. Yea! No more stupid orange badge!

2007-03-13 11:52:43 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

So........what is your favorite video on YouTube?

2007-03-13 11:52:28 · 16 answers · asked by Dancin' HOTTIE!! 3 in Music

I have my own...i can't describe it...lol

2007-03-13 11:52:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to know because I seen her in a club one time and she gave it to me but I lost it so i want to know what it is

2007-03-13 11:51:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

someone help me i really need to know because i have a weediing tommorow night and im gonna miss it so i need to now if there is a new one on please help!!! ( march 14 is the date of tomorrow..thanks!! )

2007-03-13 11:51:48 · 4 answers · asked by JustCasualBobby.... 2 in Television

This is how it feels when your world means nothing at all.

2007-03-13 11:51:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 11:51:35 · 9 answers · asked by pinkyp 2 in Music

Some of them are so stuipd!! So, what's your favorite?

2007-03-13 11:51:23 · 6 answers · asked by Dancin' HOTTIE!! 3 in Music

How much would You Charge to Strip for a Bachorette Party?

2007-03-13 11:51:21 · 18 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys