Entertainment & Music - 4 March 2007

but what if ur fake laughing as in laughing just to not be the only one not laughing is it still effective?

2007-03-04 14:16:28 · 10 answers · asked by jersey bound 3 in Polls & Surveys

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is standing outside of the ladies dressing room waiting for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.


For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.


When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."


"What do you mean?" he asks.


"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch.


"Hell no," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"


"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing as teeth down there!"


"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."


"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.


"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all women have teeth down there."


"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."


The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"

2007-03-04 14:16:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

haha i know all of it

2007-03-04 14:15:43 · 2 answers · asked by Brendan 4 in Music

my favorite character is dwight.

2007-03-04 14:15:05 · 9 answers · asked by Big Tuna 5 in Television

2007-03-04 14:14:53 · 24 answers · asked by God's_gift_2_women 1 in Polls & Surveys

and I don't mean that you're born good-looking as in your a cute baby, what I mean is that you grow up and you're automatically good-looking or do you become it, meaning that you have to work towards being attractive.

2007-03-04 14:14:31 · 16 answers · asked by Sky Watcher 2 in Polls & Surveys

Just finished a piece of strawberry-rhubarb pie,mmmmmmmmm>

2007-03-04 14:14:27 · 21 answers · asked by TWT 6 in Polls & Surveys

...people star their own questions?

2007-03-04 14:13:58 · 18 answers · asked by soulestada 4 in Polls & Surveys

i personally do........i wish i oculd help her. i feel bad for her!!!!!!!!! i also like her music too..but i feel bad

2007-03-04 14:13:36 · 23 answers · asked by curiousgirl 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-04 14:13:34 · 16 answers · asked by toad 2 in Television

2007-03-04 14:12:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-04 14:12:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone view Britney Spears as anything more than a sad, washed up, spectacle anymore?
Will she ever regain that tiny, tiny, tiny grain of talent she once possessed and be taken seriously once more?
Does anyone care anymore?
Will her children ever get over the stigma of being her children?

2007-03-04 14:11:35 · 13 answers · asked by zappafan 6 in Celebrities

2007-03-04 14:10:49 · 20 answers · asked by Fruit from a Flower 1 in Polls & Surveys

mad, hurt, or turned on when a woman uses her nails on your back when your doin the deed, is it a compliment or what.

2007-03-04 14:10:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here's one not asked before! So.....what's your answer? LOL

2007-03-04 14:10:25 · 2 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Polls & Surveys

or that wrong person wouldn't call?

2007-03-04 14:10:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did I just hear correctly that Britney Spears tried to hang herself with a bed sheet in re-hab??

2007-03-04 14:09:57 · 16 answers · asked by babyblues_752001 3 in Celebrities

ive heard of running in the rain and thing for you

2007-03-04 14:09:53 · 2 answers · asked by Mr Underwood 1 in Music

2007-03-04 14:09:37 · 21 answers · asked by Billy Jack 1 in Polls & Surveys

my vote would go for Rhoads. As i like his guitar playing style the best. I also can play some of his stuff on my guitar. Execept for the solos that are just insanely hard like Crazy Train or Mr.Crowly. I can play some EVH and Zakk Wylde stuff too.

2007-03-04 14:09:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm lazy, i rarely get on top

2007-03-04 14:08:52 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am!

2007-03-04 14:08:38 · 16 answers · asked by Shelb-N-Ator [[H!ATD]] 3 in Music

or to download for free?

2007-03-04 14:08:27 · 1 answers · asked by sadgreeneyes3 3 in Television

2007-03-04 14:07:52 · 27 answers · asked by Rich 3 in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone else been experiencing problems with Comcast On-Demand the last few weeks?
I try to access it, and almost invariably get an error 14.
I also have frequently been experiencing "No Info" on all my digital channels during this same period.
I have called Comcast three times: 1st time I was told that "it has been an on-going issue in my area (Seattle area), the technicians were working on it, but didn't know when it would be fixed.
Second time I called, I was told to "check all my connections".
My conncections were fine.
The third time I called, they tried to "ping" my digital box, but it wasn't responding. My choices are scheduling an appointment, or exchanging the box myself.
The last two days the "No Info" issue seems to have resolved itself, but still no "On-Demand".
I have NOT been impressed with Comcast's abilities to fix any technical issues.

2007-03-04 14:07:51 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I have long dark hair, am indeed a girl, dark eyes (no$ for contacts) would love to do something dark and gothic, simple, maybe from a not-so-well know show/manga- I'll look into it....I know I am cheating by asking for Ideas but I dont want to change my look that much and nothing comes to mind- well some things do but I want some outside advice. I figure this is about as outside as I can get.
Thanks :P

2007-03-04 14:07:32 · 3 answers · asked by Gaz 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-04 14:07:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have been searching for him for years.....

2007-03-04 14:06:43 · 8 answers · asked by Crystal Rene 2 in Jokes & Riddles

little girls should stop asking how old they look or how they look to get compliments.

2007-03-04 14:06:26 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys