Entertainment & Music - 4 March 2007

2007-03-04 15:17:32 · 43 answers · asked by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 3 in Polls & Surveys

was it embarrassing or maddening?

2007-03-04 15:17:15 · 37 answers · asked by lynn 5 in Polls & Surveys

I recently heard that Carlos Mencia was a Joke Thief, however can you steal jokes?, are they copyrighted? The claims are that some comedians are saying that he has stolen their "Jokes" or "Material" for years, if if that is so true, how come these guys don't have their own shows or made it that far if their jokes were so good and funny. I think the answer is simple. Jelousy. I think some of these guys are hurt because they never had the same success as Mencia has done for the las couple of years, and it must have hurt them the most because I've never seen a comedian have two superbowl commercials before.. I think that's what has triggered all this non sense. Also, some comedians acuse Mecia of being a racist, well it happens that one of the guys making one of the claims turns out to be a comedian who call himself "The Amazing Racist" check him out sometime and you'll see what I'l talking about.

2007-03-04 15:17:05 · 4 answers · asked by DepechDM 1 in Celebrities

for wanting to marry my soul?

2007-03-04 15:16:55 · 12 answers · asked by stang girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

think that Mike Rowe deserves a pay raise?

2007-03-04 15:16:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is all the Dora the Explorer charcters!! Thanks Alot

2007-03-04 15:16:11 · 2 answers · asked by ♥~Dian~♥ 2 in Television

I want to know who fathered who as well and the order in which they were born, if possible.

2007-03-04 15:15:03 · 6 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Television

2007-03-04 15:13:09 · 23 answers · asked by tines 1 in Jokes & Riddles

can anyone tell me a website/blog that has the synopsis of the movie "the woodsman"....it should be a detailed and descriptive analysis...thanks!

2007-03-04 15:13:01 · 2 answers · asked by di.... 1 in Movies

Who would play the role of you? Who would be in the supporting cast and what would be their roles?

2007-03-04 15:12:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-04 15:12:37 · 37 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-04 15:12:33 · 13 answers · asked by shelly63795 3 in Polls & Surveys

"And if truth shall be my companion in tha Falames, so be it."

First one to get it right gets 10 points.

"Falames" is Flames but the person on the show says an A between the F and the L.

2007-03-04 15:12:25 · 8 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Television

2007-03-04 15:12:25 · 5 answers · asked by sexiiegurl 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-04 15:12:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Answering?

2007-03-04 15:11:55 · 17 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my wallet is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cash I have on my person. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about people getting upset with me.

ME: "Hi, I'd like one seven layer burrito please, to go."

IT: "Is that it?"

ME: "Yep."

IT: "That'll be $1.04, eat here?"

ME: "No, it's *to* *go*." [I hate effort duplication.]

At his point I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny and says

IT: "Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back."

He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them.

IT: "Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?"

MG: "No. A what?"

IT: "A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me."

MG: "Ask for something else, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A $2 BILL."

IT: "Yeah, thought so."

He comes back to me and says

IT: "We don't take these. Do you have anything else?"

ME: "Just this fifty. You don't take $2 bills? Why?"

IT: "I don't know."

ME: "See here where it says legal tender?"

IT: "Yeah."

ME: "So, shouldn't you take it?"

IT: "Well, hang on a sec."

He goes back to his manager who is watching me like I'm going to shoplift, and . . .

IT: "He says I have to take it."

MG: "Doesn't he have anything else?"

IT: "Yeah, a fifty. I'll get it and you can open the safe and get change."

MG: "I'M NOT OPENING THE SAFE WITH HIM IN HERE."

IT: "What should I do?"

MG: "Tell him to come back later when he has REAL money."

IT: "I can't tell him that, you tell him."

MG: "Just tell him."

IT: "No way, this is weird, I'm going in back."

The manager approaches me and says

MG: "Sorry, we don't take big bills this time of night."

[it was 8pm and this particular Taco Bell is in a well lighted indoor

mall with 100 other stores.]

ME: "Well, here's a two."

MG: "We don't take *those* either."

ME: "Why the hell not?"

MG: "I think you *know* why."

ME: "No really, tell me, why?"

MG: "Please leave before I call mall security."

ME: "Excuse me?"

MG: "Please leave before I call mall security."

ME: "What the hell for?"

MG: "Please, sir."

ME: "Uh, go ahead, call them."

MG: "Would you please just leave?"

ME: "No."

MG: "Fine, have it your way then."

ME: "No, that's Burger King, isn't it?"

At this point he BACKS away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people STARING at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect. A few minutes later this 45 year oldish guy comes in and says [at the other end of counter, in a whisper]

SG: "Yeah, Mike, what's up?"

MG: "This guy is trying to give me some [pause] funny money."

SG: "Really? What?"

MG: "Get this, a *two* dollar bill."

SG: "Why would a guy fake a $2 bill?" [incredulous]

MG: "I don't know? He's kinda weird. Says the only other thing he has

is a fifty."

SG: "So, the fifty's fake?"

MG: "NO, the $2 is."

SG: "Why would he fake a $2 bill?"

MG: "I don't know. Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?"

SG: "Yeah..."

Security guard walks over to me and says . . .

SG: "Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you're trying to use."

ME: "Uh, no."

SG: "Lemme see 'em."

ME: "Why?"

SG: "Do you want me to get the cops in here?"

At this point I was ready to say, "SURE, PLEASE," but I wanted to eat, so I said

ME: "I'm just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this $2 bill."

I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I was taking a swing at him. He takes the bill, turns it over a few times in his hands, and says:

SG: "Mike, what's wrong with this bill?"

MG: "It's fake."

SG: "It doesn't look fake to me."

MG: "But it's a **$2** bill."

SG: "Yeah?"

MG: "Well, there's no such thing, is there?"

The security guard and I both looked at him like he was an idiot, and it dawned on the guy that he had no clue.

My burrito was free and he threw in a small drink and those cinnamon things, too. It makes me want to get a whole stack of $2 bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff.

2007-03-04 15:11:46 · 10 answers · asked by gravytrain036 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-04 15:11:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-04 15:11:10 · 47 answers · asked by ?Sherbear ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Peanut Butter or Answers?

2007-03-04 15:11:09 · 20 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

Reeses Candy bar and for dessert prolly cookie cake omg orasgm!

2007-03-04 15:11:01 · 30 answers · asked by Kelsey 3 in Polls & Surveys

Smoking or Answers?

2007-03-04 15:10:17 · 49 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

I hate her. I like Bailey Brown way better, because Bailey was sweet, nice, and actually had a really good voice.

But that's just my opinion.

I wanna know others' opinion, too.

2007-03-04 15:09:37 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ ^Someone^ ♥ 3 in Television

2007-03-04 15:08:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if so, what song was it?


i cry every time i hear beethoven's 9th. .... usually near the end of the 1st movement and parts of the 4th... there's just something about it..

2007-03-04 15:08:31 · 32 answers · asked by louie 4 in Polls & Surveys

And straight irons the only thing used anymore?

2007-03-04 15:08:22 · 13 answers · asked by Bobbi 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-04 15:08:17 · 7 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

it's not a serious question.lol.

2007-03-04 15:08:04 · 5 answers · asked by ricardoo7224 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-04 15:06:54 · 15 answers · asked by Brian S 2 in Television

2007-03-04 15:06:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys