Once there was a polar bear couple who had a young cub. They were walking across the ice floes when the cub asked, "Am I really a polar bear?" His mother said, "Of course you are, why?" He said, "Never mind."
A little while later he asked again, "Am I really a polar bear?" His father said, "Yes - why are you asking?" He said, "Never mind." A little while later he asked again, "Am I really a polar bear?" Both parents turn around and ask him, Why do you keep asking if you are really a polar bear?" The cub answers, "Because I'm am really FREEZING out here!"
2007-02-25
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