Entertainment & Music - 25 February 2007

I do and I like him

2007-02-25 13:34:50 · 30 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

Please put some one down besides Hendrix and Page. After I get everyones answer I'm going to make people vote for the best guitarist ever.

2007-02-25 13:34:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Lets begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good!" said the teacher. "Now, who said, Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"

Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "Im gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now, with almost a mob hysteria, the teacher said, "If you say anything else, Ill kill you!"

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, were in BIG trouble now!"

Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

Finally, someone threw an eraser at Pedro and another student shouted, "Duck"!

The teacher, just waking up and still a bit out of it, asked "Who said that?

Pedro: "Dick Cheney 2006!"

2007-02-25 13:34:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The Answer is bean in the elevator!!!

A new question!

There is a elevator in a mall that can hold a person up to 50 kg!

so as the mall open at 10 in the morning a group of people which

the total of their weight combined is exactly 50 kg, enter the

elevator!

but as the all went in the elevator, the elevator alarm went off! it

said OVERLOAD? what happen??

2007-02-25 13:33:38 · 8 answers · asked by Adi M 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Tell me your worst case of diarreah. Be creative, make me laugh.

2007-02-25 13:33:35 · 12 answers · asked by Christian W 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-25 13:33:06 · 4 answers · asked by joe 1 in Music

2007-02-25 13:32:58 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Also, do you think it's time for some movie remakes? If so, what ones? I think it's high time for some remakes of A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Girl of the Limberlost,Treasure Island,and To Kill a Mockingbird.Some books I'd like to see made into films are Big Stone Gap,Izzy,Willy,Nilly,Uncle Tom's Cabin, and Dove in the Window.

2007-02-25 13:32:56 · 7 answers · asked by Puff 5 in Movies

Does anyone now the bands/artists from the movie The Number 23 ... (not the composer soundtrack)?? thank you

2007-02-25 13:32:55 · 2 answers · asked by krabbypattysb 1 in Music

it was something like "blah blah blah, Batman!"

2007-02-25 13:32:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

have ulcers or are you just a carrier?

2007-02-25 13:32:44 · 12 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

Man goes to heaven and is met by Jesus, he notices the marks in Jesus's hands from where he was on the cross, the man Says I was a carpenter, did you have nails in your hands and feet, Dad replied Jesus, Pinnochio says the man

2007-02-25 13:32:19 · 14 answers · asked by friendofb 5 in Jokes & Riddles

They keep getting caught but nobody puts them in jail!

2007-02-25 13:31:54 · 4 answers · asked by jeanie_in_a_beer_bottle 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-25 13:30:35 · 17 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-25 13:30:34 · 7 answers · asked by gary d 4 in Music

I love Beyonce's and J Lo's...........not so much - Jennifer Hudson's (why would anyone put pockets on an evening gown) and Anne Hathaway (that big black bow as hidious)

2007-02-25 13:30:31 · 9 answers · asked by Nette 5 in Celebrities

Whatever happened to "EDNA"

2007-02-25 13:30:30 · 17 answers · asked by salembog 4 in Polls & Surveys

Need help finding Old Time Movies with crime solving plots or people. thanks.

2007-02-25 13:30:15 · 6 answers · asked by ALF08 3 in Other - Entertainment

2007-02-25 13:30:05 · 23 answers · asked by micho 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-25 13:30:05 · 18 answers · asked by workaholic 2 in Celebrities

do you know any good songs from the 50's 60's or any good country songs from 1950-2007

2007-02-25 13:30:01 · 5 answers · asked by bigballa7505 1 in Music

It has to be kept clean, we have the idea of having a librarian in a bun and then releasing her hair with a head shake.

2007-02-25 13:29:22 · 6 answers · asked by mom1531sj 1 in Polls & Surveys

yay :P I think people should listen to old rock more though, like ACDC, twisted sister, quiet riot..etc..now they knew how to rock out lol.

2007-02-25 13:29:06 · 8 answers · asked by Ohkay 5 in Music

I can...lol

2007-02-25 13:28:52 · 27 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

1. Tom Cruise
3. Oprah Winfrey
4. U2
5. Tiger Woods
6. Steven Spielberg
7. Howard Stern
8. 50 Cent
9. Hitler
10. Dan Brown
11. Bruce Springsteen
13. Muhammad Ali
14. Paul McCartney
15. Jesus Crist
16. Elton John
19. J.K. Rowling
20. Brad Pitt
23. G.W. Bush
26. Michael Jordan
27. Johnny Depp
[Ignore the numbers]

2007-02-25 13:28:49 · 23 answers · asked by The.Girl.From.The.Rockshow 2 in Polls & Surveys

lol and ur eyes color if u dont mind hehehe
just make survey

2007-02-25 13:28:38 · 17 answers · asked by micho 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-25 13:28:24 · 1 answers · asked by angelxinxdisguise 4 in Music

2007-02-25 13:28:01 · 15 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know the name and the singer of a song that goes...
daddy`s hand was soft and kind when i was crying?

2007-02-25 13:27:59 · 8 answers · asked by lovingmyboys 1 in Music

Why, why, why does he wear that hair piece?

2007-02-25 13:27:33 · 5 answers · asked by Sacajaweava 2 in Television