Tell me your worst case of diarreah. Be creative, make me laugh.
2007-02-25 13:33:35 · 12 answers · asked by Christian W 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Diohreah is genetic. It runs in the jeans.
Rose P.
2007-02-25 13:38:24 · answer #1 · answered by rose p 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
It was at the end of 7th grade. I was gonna go over to a friends house after dinner. I had a tv dinner. I started feeling bad. So I cancelled on my friend. I started having problems at 6:30 pm. We'll just put it this way, I didn't fall asleep until 5:00 am. And even then I woke up at 7:30 to go to the bathroom again. The bathroom smelled worse than a sewer and I was miserable. NO medicine helped at all. I have never had diarrhea last that long since.
2007-02-25 13:38:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was about 7 yrs old. I was in a Catholic school at the time. I asked if I could go to the restroom, but Catholic Nun's being as mean as they are, I was told I had to wait till the end of the movie the class was watching. Needless to say, I didn't make it. I went in my pants, the worst thing about it was, I was sitting on a hard surface so all the "stuff" went up and spilled over my waist band. I don't have a clue how bad of a mess I left were I sat. I did get to go home for the rest of the day.
2007-02-25 13:59:52 · answer #3 · answered by APACHE 7 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago I had been on muscle relaxers, well I had to run some errands. When I was done I remembered I had to go to the MAC machine, so I was standing at the MAC and after the card was inserted I started to feel funny. Next thing I know I am squeeze-cheeking, my stomache was hurting. I could not get done fast enough, people were behind me, note I said WERE. I passed gas, then lost control. LOL. I am trying to keep my composure, but the more I tried the more poo came out. I looked around, nobody was there, finally I was done with MAC. I woddled back to the car, ew, sat down and drove home, woddled up to my place, cleaned up and then I started to feel embarassed. That was some day I had. =)
2007-02-25 14:01:09 · answer #4 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was camping alone and had just finished a meal at a lodge. I was on my way back to the camp ground when I suddenly realized i was about to have an anal explosion of unbelievable proportions(you know that feeling right) . It ended up being a 50 yard dash to an outhouse and somehow I made it, lol.
2007-02-25 13:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, it wasn't me personally, but here goes: I'm visiting my Aunt, at a nursing home, another patient was cruising the halls in her wheel chair. She was leaving a trail of crap behind her. The nurses-aides saw it, and tried to stop her, but she just went faster, and the crap came out faster. The smell was unbelievable and so was the trail she left.
2007-02-25 13:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amoxicillin always gives me diarrhea. Was taking it for an ear infection and woke up in the morning with a rather unpleasant surprise in my underwear and on my sheets. Yuck!
2007-02-25 16:27:11 · answer #7 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so weird! It just happened to my girlfriend two nights ago! She works nights. Got sick at work and had it bad (in her pants). Decided she had to go home. Well, happened in her pants again on the way home (home is 20 miles away). In a hurry to get home 'cause it was so gross and running down her thighs, she runs a stop sign. Cop pulls her over. Tries to explain to him she's sick. Got it again as he started writing her the ticket. Stunk so bad he couldn't finish writing the ticket! Told her to literally, "Get your as* outta here!"
2007-02-25 13:50:47 · answer #8 · answered by amiaskan 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
..don't know why you want to know but ok
so it started out when I woke up one morning and i'm like CRAP!
so i go to the bathroom...it was like my *** was throwing up. i was in their for like 3 mins.
then i go upstairs for breakfast.. and i'm like CRAAAAP!
..so i go to the bathroom again..was in their for a few minutes.
man was I sooo sick!
so i took some pepto bismol (WORST crap in the world!)
that made it worse.... i won't go into detail..
then I told my mom and she was going to get me some medicine.
but then i stayed home cuz i was seriously going to the bathroom every freakin 10 minutes!
so i stayed home and a few hours later I threw up. ..this time it was the attic not the basement.
so i had a really bad case of the flu.
that's my story
hope it made you...somewhat laugh.
2007-02-25 13:42:12 · answer #9 · answered by ohmercymercyme! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was in a movie theater and had to go.
it exploded out all over the back wall and plumbing of the toilet.
none actually made it into the toilet.
I got outta there quick
2007-02-25 13:37:05 · answer #10 · answered by just me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a camping trip, A LOT of drinking and NO out-house.
Enough said.
2007-02-25 13:37:34 · answer #11 · answered by pollywog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋