Entertainment & Music - 20 February 2007

when?

2007-02-20 15:54:51 · 5 answers · asked by DJG 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 15:54:49 · 6 answers · asked by paradigm 4 in Comics & Animation

its goes like "just give me a sign girl. oh so you'll be my girl"
the lyrics i'm not exactly sure. but its a fast song

2007-02-20 15:54:48 · 7 answers · asked by beach babe ♥ 1 in Music

Little Mary was out with her grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs having sex on the sidewalk.

"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.

The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor."

"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?"

"How do you mean?" asked the grandmother.

"Offer someone a helping hand," said Mary, "and they screw you every time!"
Little Mary was out with her grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs having sex on the sidewalk.

"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.

The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor."

"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?"

"How do you mean?" asked the grandmother.

"Offer someone a helping hand," said Mary, "and they screw you every time!"

2007-02-20 15:54:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-20 15:53:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 15:53:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can anyone tell me 10 steps how to become a teachers pet .. and explain ever step a bit.. i already did .. but i want to make it funny ..
so can u plz atelst tell me 8 steps funny wiht example so that i can make my class laugh??? lol

2007-02-20 15:53:16 · 2 answers · asked by unnamed 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Loose ends and preposterous events and circumstances, what a giant let down, thumbs down, what a bummer.

2007-02-20 15:53:15 · 6 answers · asked by Big Brother 3 in Movies

2007-02-20 15:53:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Heaven and Hell decide that they both are satisfied?"

2007-02-20 15:52:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me and the boys need a name.

So far are top ideas are:
KneeDeep
6 Cents
Boy, Super
U.N.I

And a list of about 12 others. Anybody got any good ideas?

2007-02-20 15:52:16 · 11 answers · asked by cougarcalvan 1 in Music

they are so awesome!! if you havent (and you like butterfinger) you should try it!!

even if you dont like butterfinger... its a bit different

2007-02-20 15:51:57 · 10 answers · asked by Blenderhead 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 15:51:44 · 49 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 15:51:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

if he were still alive, today would have been his 40th birthday! Can you believe that??

2007-02-20 15:51:18 · 6 answers · asked by Joey (f) 2 in Music

My friend is dying to know - its a new show on FX.

2007-02-20 15:51:10 · 2 answers · asked by Ade 6 in Television

undergarmets made of metal?

2007-02-20 15:51:00 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For 10 points give the real title and the singer(s)

Dont Let Them Dismember me

I Banned The Clone

Dirty Dishes

Maggoty Dr Phil

Its Caused By Bloo

This Knee

Pieces Of Meat

2007-02-20 15:50:35 · 2 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Music

25 points by asking some questions and then finding out that they didn't get posted. Don't you just love wasting points like me?

2007-02-20 15:49:54 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do like on your knuckles when its in marker?
Its like the new type brass knuckles "]

2007-02-20 15:49:53 · 17 answers · asked by Thrills 5 in Polls & Surveys

do the right thing for the wrong reasons or the wrong thing for the right reasons? I'd rather do the wrong thing for the right reasons.

2007-02-20 15:49:41 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is your heart of gold?

2007-02-20 15:49:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

where the cash at and
throw some ds on that
thanxx!!!!!

2007-02-20 15:49:16 · 5 answers · asked by Kyle G 2 in Music

I was moving into my new apartment last week, and the place was empty except for unpacked boxes...and my friends got an idea for a joke so they tackled me, stripped me completely BUCK NAKED, and ran out of the house with all my boxes of my things...and all my CLOTHES!!

I was stuck in this empty apartment with absolutely NOTHING, and my friend Jenny was on her way over...and had the key to get in!!

I couldn't even get into my bathroom.

When she got there, she definitely saw my BARE BUTT run into the hall and hide in a closet. She burst out laughing, but afterwards, through the door, I explained to her what happened...she chuckled a little more but got me something to wear and helped me track down my stuff.

I realize I was lucky she was so nice...but if it was YOU instead of her, what could YOU have said or done to make me more embarrassed??

2007-02-20 15:49:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 15:48:55 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 15:48:52 · 2 answers · asked by Stephanie W. 2 in Television

sweet dreams, ya hear...?

2007-02-20 15:48:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 15:48:11 · 7 answers · asked by ♫♪♫ PINKY ♫♪♫ 5 in Television

where can i watch the subbed version of this movie

2007-02-20 15:47:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

* AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
Made a B I G mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
* GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nothing in there worth seeing.
* MONKEY BATH.
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo!Aa! Aa! Aa!".
* MYSTERY BUS.
The Bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night, while you're in the Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back

2007-02-20 15:47:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles