can anyone tell me 10 steps how to become a teachers pet .. and explain ever step a bit.. i already did .. but i want to make it funny ..
so can u plz atelst tell me 8 steps funny wiht example so that i can make my class laugh??? lol
2007-02-20 15:53:16 · 2 answers · asked by unnamed 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gift her a Puppy... LOL
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is!It's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
"What is it?" she said.
"A puppy!"
2007-02-20 18:21:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
give him/her an apple, tell him/her they look beautiful/handsome, if they drop anything be the first to pick it up, tell on people maybe, always do ur work, sit in front of the class, at least pretend to pay attention, try to get as much answers as you can right, fluff her seat before she sits down, thats all i can think of right now
2007-02-20 16:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋