Little Mary was out with her grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs having sex on the sidewalk.
"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.
The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor."
"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?"
"How do you mean?" asked the grandmother.
"Offer someone a helping hand," said Mary, "and they screw you every time!"
Little Mary was out with her grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs having sex on the sidewalk.
"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.
The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor."
"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?"
"How do you mean?" asked the grandmother.
"Offer someone a helping hand," said Mary, "and they screw you every time!"
2007-02-20 15:54:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,nice one.
2007-02-20 16:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... thats double funny... hahaha
very good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-02-20 18:19:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. lol
2007-02-20 17:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by Dyan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke.
2007-02-20 19:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...funny
2007-02-20 17:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋