* AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
Made a B I G mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
* GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nothing in there worth seeing.
* MONKEY BATH.
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo!Aa! Aa! Aa!".
* MYSTERY BUS.
The Bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night, while you're in the Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back
2007-02-20 15:47:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there are more but apparently yahoo think they are in 'violation of our Community Guidelines. '( mmm not convinced!)
2007-02-21 00:06:27 · update #1
niiiice. it said (part 3) so i looked at all the other ones... so funny, nice work! =]
2007-02-20 15:50:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buckstop - The gap between someone using a cash machine and the person next in line.
2007-02-20 23:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely funny. Thank-you.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-02-20 23:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not as good as part 1 and 2 but still LoL
2007-02-21 03:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by pithermichael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha lol i might use them expressions
2007-02-21 09:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only one word for all three and it is not a new one EXCELLENT
2007-02-21 04:25:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an awesome joke!!!! Just hilarious!!!! Great job!!!
2007-02-21 00:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by just ask me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i like the other two parts better lol
2007-02-20 23:50:52 · answer #8 · answered by ma5he5sp90 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smote. As in, "He tried to rob me so I smote his ***."
Jaw-Jacked. As in, He got smart with me, so I jaw-jacked him good."
2007-02-21 00:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
love em!
2007-02-21 05:02:38 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋