Entertainment & Music - 18 February 2007

I cry without eyes, i fly without wings?

2007-02-18 07:40:00 · 15 answers · asked by megan'sthename 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender "give us two beers over here!"

The bartender walks over and see's the octopus and he says, "Didn't you see the sign over there it says no pets allowed!"

The man say's to the bartender, "oh but you don't understand this is a special octopus and he can play any musical instrument that you have."

The bartender replied back, "well I'll tell you what, if he can play any instrument you can both drink for free all night!"

The bartender walks up to the band playing and grabs a guitar. He puts it down on the bar.

The octopus crawls up on the bar and feels around the guitar for a little while, then finally he picks it up and starts jamming. He's so good he sounded like Jimi Hendricks!

The bartender was amazed and says, "alright lets try one more".
This time he goes into the back room and brings out a dusty old set of bagpipes and promptly put them on the bar and says "lets see him play this!"

The octopus starts crawling all over the bagpipes. He continues this for quite awhile.

The bartender shouted out " See I knew he couldn't play all these instruments!"

And the man replies, "Just give him a few more minutes...
as soon as he figures out he can't have s$x with it, he'll play it!"

2007-02-18 07:39:54 · 31 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

how many sibilings(bro/sis)do u have

2007-02-18 07:39:47 · 25 answers · asked by PERRY'S girl 1 in Polls & Surveys

touch those 3-D holographic notebook covers that make that "scritchy-scritchy" sound?

2007-02-18 07:39:32 · 22 answers · asked by LolaCorolla 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 07:39:30 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

MINE IS ST. BICKULIS DAY AUG. 7TH PATRON SAINT OF STUPID QUESTIONS

2007-02-18 07:38:52 · 9 answers · asked by DR. BICKEL 3 in Polls & Surveys

when i am empty, i am dead. when i am filled i am alive.

2007-02-18 07:38:38 · 5 answers · asked by megan'sthename 2 in Jokes & Riddles

oh my god i think i know where dylan and cole sprouse live i will tell you how i know well first i went to google and were it says web,images,videos,news,mapsand then it says more on top of were you wright well i typed in sprouse family in california and then pressed maps and enter and you go to satellite and zome in and it shows a modle of ther house try it and e-mail me a briannalongbell@yahoo.com and tell me if it works it did for me

2007-02-18 07:38:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-18 07:38:08 · 42 answers · asked by SammyD 3 in Television

2007-02-18 07:38:03 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 07:37:50 · 19 answers · asked by Saad 2 in Celebrities

ok these are all the songs by chris brown that i need help on.....
Be With You-Chris Brown
"Us"-Chris Brown
Gods Top Ten-Chris Brown
Let Me Take You Down-Chris Brown

2007-02-18 07:37:20 · 10 answers · asked by Tricia 2 in Celebrities

Do you hate when you go to the store for a particular item, spend a lot more money than you intended buying other things, and you still forget the item you went to buy in the first place? I'm so bad about it even if I write it on a list I still forget...its pathetic...;)

2007-02-18 07:37:00 · 20 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 07:36:55 · 15 answers · asked by SammyD 3 in Television

I need some for working out something good and that will get me going so I can have energy to do it and some good running music 2

2007-02-18 07:36:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-18 07:36:39 · 5 answers · asked by String of pearls 4 in Polls & Surveys

Has to be a show that is only appears only once per week.

2007-02-18 07:36:32 · 21 answers · asked by Passion 3 in Television

there are three gieco commercials that i know of the GREEN LIZARD , THE CAVEMAN, and the VOICE IMPERSONATERS which one do you like the best

2007-02-18 07:36:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I need a song that has to do with someone who doesnt want their sugnificant other to break up with them because of a mistake that they have done in the past.

Like someone who is scared of the thought of breaking up.
And would do anything to go back in time and change things.

I need the song title and who sings it.
~THANKS!~

2007-02-18 07:35:30 · 7 answers · asked by hello. 2 in Music

2007-02-18 07:35:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 07:35:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i don't wanna use youtube and google video dosn't work for that one were else can i watch it? i can't go on lie wire right now, i veho dosn't have it WHERE CAN I WATCH IT!!!!!!???

2007-02-18 07:35:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

...............PEZ candy

2007-02-18 07:35:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 07:35:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 07:35:00 · 3 answers · asked by houck09 1 in Music

2007-02-18 07:34:33 · 4 answers · asked by Barbara 1 in Television

are u? really!!!!! just out of curiosity, cuz all the yahoo avatar things look roughly the same age to me

2007-02-18 07:34:28 · 6 answers · asked by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 07:34:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Robbie williams used to work as a salesman and he worked for a company called outlook, my dad Roy Hancher, 42, England was his boss! Robbie got fired because he was really late every day.
Has any amazing things like that ever happened in your family?

2007-02-18 07:33:36 · 1 answers · asked by shazz. 2 in Music

its true he steals other comedians acts if u dont belive me look at this vid. and he even steals jokes from george lopez

2007-02-18 07:33:35 · 7 answers · asked by rich 2 in Television