The Lord of the manor is retiring for the evening and calls his Butler, Waddle,
"Waddle, run me a bath."
"Certainly sir."
"And Waddle, I'd like a whisky."
"Immediatly sir."
"And Waddle, I think I'd like a cigar in my bath."
Waddle agin provides it. "Do you require anything else your lordship?"
"No, but I will call if I do."
His Lordship relaxes in the warm water, sips his whisky and has a good satisfying fart.
10 minutes later his Butler appears carrying a Hot water bottle. "Would you like me to put it in your bed sir?" he asks.
"I didn't ask for that" the Lord replies.
"I'm terribly sorry sir," says the Butler I thought I heared you say, "What about a hot water bottle Waddle"
2007-02-10
14:30:49
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