Entertainment & Music - 8 February 2007

Dear Mother and Dad:

It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss
in writing this and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having
written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on,
please sit down. YOU ARE NOT TO READ ANY FURTHER UNLESS YOU ARE SITTING DOWN. OKAY!

Well then, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and the
concussion I got when I jumped out of the window of my dormitory when it
caught fire shortly after my arrival are pretty well healed now. I only get
those sick headaches once a day.

Fortunately the fire in the dormitory and my jump were witnessed by an attendant
at the gas station near the dorm, and he was the one who called the fire
department and the ambulance. He also visited me at the hospital and since
I had nowhere to live, because of the burned out dormitory, he was kind enough
to invite me to share his apartment with him. It's really a basement room,
but it's kind of cute. He is a very fine boy and we have fallen deeply in
love and are planning to be married. We haven't set the exact date yet, but
it will be before my pregnancy begins to show.

Yes Mother and Dad, I am pregnant. I know how much you are looking forward
to being grrandparents and I know you will welcome the baby and give it the
love, devotion and tender care you gave me when I was a child. The reason
for the delay in our marriage is that my boyfriend has some minor infection
which prevents us from passing our pre-marital blood tests and I carelessly
caught it from him. This will soon clear up with the penicillin injections
I am taking daily.

I know you will welcome him into our family with open arms. He is kind and
although not well educated, he is ambitious. Although he is of a different
race and religion than ours, I know your oft expressed tolerance will not
permit you to be bothered by the fact that his skin color is somewhat darker
than ours. I am sure you will love him as I do. His family background is
good too, for I am told that his father is an important gun-bearer in the
village in Africa from which he came.

Now that I have brought you up to date, I want to tell you that there was
no dormitory fire, I did not have a concussion or a skull fracture. I was
not in the hospital, I am not pregnant, I am not engaged. I do not have
syphillis and there is no man (of any color) in my life. However, I am getting
a 'D' in History and an 'F' in Science and I wanted you to see those marks
in the proper perspective.

Yours-
Your Loving Daughter

2007-02-08 01:40:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-08 01:39:57 · 16 answers · asked by Lynne 3 in Celebrities

Thanks, George. I got my cat back. You're the best!

2007-02-08 01:39:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anne Teak 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 01:39:44 · 13 answers · asked by Me 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hi, I am compiling an ebook and looking for some great romantic sms. If it is original its better.
Thanks for your contribution

2007-02-08 01:39:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am not sure so if you can tell me great...oh another question: what is the song called. It goes "My son spills his chicken nuggets and he said a 4-letter word that starts with a "S" and I was concerned". I love that song sooo much!! If you can help me that will be great. Thanks!!

2007-02-08 01:39:41 · 3 answers · asked by xoxMeaghanoxo 4 in Music

Apple's for me every day.

2007-02-08 01:39:38 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 01:38:47 · 4 answers · asked by ben z 1 in Movies

What should I do???

2007-02-08 01:36:27 · 26 answers · asked by Plaxico Domingo 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 01:34:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

WHAT has gone on with Sheree Murphy's TEETH?!

Gee whiz, she looks like Bugs Bunny!!

Someone TELL her!

2007-02-08 01:34:56 · 5 answers · asked by Moofie's Mom 6 in Comics & Animation

So why worry about other more trivial stuff!

2007-02-08 01:33:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's the 70's Police Show starring John Simm (from Human Traffic)
He has stepped into the past when he got runn over and is deperately trying to get back to his own time.
I am a big fan of the series. It's full of excitement and adventure. I watched the first series on BBC 4 over the past few weeks. But now I am waiting for next tuesday for the new series.

2007-02-08 01:32:59 · 12 answers · asked by midnightfolkuk 4 in Television

Did you get a big rush from this extreme achievement?

2007-02-08 01:31:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you put the jelly on first or the peanut butter. Serious responders only, please. I have been struggling with this my entire life, but little things like career choices, relationships and religion have always gotten in the way.

2007-02-08 01:31:38 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Okay, I need everyone’s help naming our new Support Group. We meet in Massac County, Illinois. Our group wants to offer support, information and advocacy training to parents in our County/School District. (Massac Co. Unit 1 School District). We are the parents of children with special needs. Our children have disabilities such as:

Autism
ADHD - Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
CAPD - Auditory Processing Disorders
AS - Asperger’s
LD - Learning Disabilities
SD - Seizure Disorders

Thanks for all your help.

THIS IS A SERIOUS REQUEST FOR SUGGESTIONS.
PLEASE DO NOT POST RUDE COMMENTS.

2007-02-08 01:31:29 · 7 answers · asked by Bean62960 3 in Polls & Surveys

and the cabin depressurized, wouldn't the snakes suffocate, I think the heating system would keep working. anyway the movie name sounded so stupid I would never pay to see it

2007-02-08 01:30:38 · 6 answers · asked by countryfarmer2 5 in Movies

he looks like I girl IMO. what is up with this, ladies, is this hot to you?

http://homepage.mac.com/pauljlucas/personal/men/gallery2/images/Travis_Fimmel-02.jpg

2007-02-08 01:30:12 · 25 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Polls & Surveys

Both started in Michigan by the way.

2007-02-08 01:29:49 · 14 answers · asked by AKA FrogButt 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 01:29:46 · 25 answers · asked by Mutya grace 1 in Comics & Animation

Queen.

2007-02-08 01:29:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hmmm?

2007-02-08 01:29:41 · 6 answers · asked by Buttercup Rocks! 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 01:29:29 · 22 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

GRRRR!!!!

2007-02-08 01:29:04 · 16 answers · asked by Cowboy Bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 01:28:56 · 12 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 01:28:29 · 47 answers · asked by Mutya grace 1 in Comics & Animation

Don't you think carnivores are hot!!!

2007-02-08 01:28:16 · 1 answers · asked by Buttercup Rocks! 3 in Polls & Surveys

Anyone have any ideas about the van Cheyenne spinoff and Reba being picked up by another network. be a good idea since from what i hear Reba was the highest rated series on CW. What kind of reatrds that have running that place?

2007-02-08 01:28:02 · 8 answers · asked by Scar 2 in Television

I'm having a relatively quiet one myself. Saving me mulah for next week!!

2007-02-08 01:27:57 · 15 answers · asked by Sneers 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-02-08 01:27:39 · 7 answers · asked by wackadoo 5 in Polls & Surveys