Entertainment & Music - 1 February 2007

believe love is not the dying moan of a distant violin but the triumphant twang of a bedspring?

2007-02-01 13:40:45 · 17 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

Not just lame jokes -- groaners that you just can't help to laugh at. I need a few really good ones for a school project. Constraints: 1. school appropriate 2. short, two sentences at longest, 3. no making fun of religion, politics. I have only two examples of what I'm looking for: Why does Santa tend a garden? So he can ho, ho, ho! Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated "Arrh"!

2007-02-01 13:40:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-01 13:40:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I promise to clean up after myself and I will make sure the hooker is gone by midnight. What do ya say?

2007-02-01 13:39:40 · 16 answers · asked by Senior Fucktard 2 in Polls & Surveys

What happened on the most significant day or your life so far?

2007-02-01 13:39:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its like a rock/hard rock song and they sing how beer is good...and I believe its a pretty new song too...so i was just wondering who sang it thanx :)

2007-02-01 13:39:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-01 13:38:59 · 12 answers · asked by p681989 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-01 13:38:27 · 35 answers · asked by JaMaHo 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 13:38:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im trying to find a website that I can down songs or music videos for my ipod nano.

2007-02-01 13:38:23 · 4 answers · asked by Speedy 2 in Music

it is a rock song, newer, maybe by U2????

2007-02-01 13:38:22 · 3 answers · asked by rocketcheer04 1 in Music

ok so a 10 year old boy was being baptized in the water and the preist said " did u see the lord?" the boy said " no" and the preist dipped him back in the water and said " did u see the lord?" and the boy said " no" and then the preist dips him back in the water and says " did you see the lord?" and the boy said" No. Are you sure this is where he fell in?" Is this funny?

2007-02-01 13:38:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-01 13:38:14 · 9 answers · asked by boogielynn2000 1 in Music

2007-02-01 13:38:11 · 3 answers · asked by ME 4 in Television

2007-02-01 13:37:29 · 9 answers · asked by Neea_Gastino 3 in Polls & Surveys

is on a laptop?? i am!! and who else here has a diary on www.mydeardiary.com? cause if u dont u should.... its one of my fav sites!

2007-02-01 13:37:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There is a commercial with a caveman in a terminal and the song in the back grounds lyrics are "Everywhere I go there is always something there to remind me, of another place in time." and that's all of the song you hear. Is that a real song or just for the commercial, and if it is part of a whole song who sings and what is it called?

2007-02-01 13:37:23 · 2 answers · asked by jenjadekim 2 in Music

2007-02-01 13:37:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to make it a little worse than when you started?

2007-02-01 13:36:56 · 15 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."

The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."

"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."

The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.

He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm cxming!'"

2007-02-01 13:36:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

you pick a question that says it has 0 answers, but when you answer it you see there's really 30? I hate that!!

2007-02-01 13:36:43 · 27 answers · asked by Jim C 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 13:35:56 · 29 answers · asked by ... 6 in Polls & Surveys

how old was George when he became a full time member

2007-02-01 13:35:50 · 4 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

A womans mother just died and at the funneral she see's the man of her dreams. Two weeks later she kills her sister. Why???

2007-02-01 13:35:38 · 26 answers · asked by Goober 4 in Jokes & Riddles

What Date [You don't have to tell me the year is you don't want to]

2007-02-01 13:35:36 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This guy takes his wife deer hunting with him and they both go up into his treestand. Hours go by and not a deer in sight. Finally he says to his wife " Well baby, I guess theres no deer around today, why don't we have sex instead?" Wife says " Sure honey, I'm game! " So he shot her!

2007-02-01 13:35:33 · 3 answers · asked by charlie_the_carpenter 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-01 13:35:24 · 5 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 13:35:22 · 21 answers · asked by YuckItUp 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 13:35:13 · 22 answers · asked by none 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-01 13:34:49 · 7 answers · asked by me r 1 in Celebrities