Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."
"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."
The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.
He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm cxming!'"
2007-02-01 13:36:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great joke
2007-02-01 21:13:12 · answer #1 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha Its hard! Loved it. Kids will get ya into trouble. But a real life one. A bus conductor let my sister off from fares one day as she had no change when taking her 7yr old daughter to school. The next day they boarded the same bus which was also packed. The little girl said very cheerfully and loudly, "Its that lady conductor again mum, we dont have to pay anything."
2007-02-01 21:50:46 · answer #2 · answered by K. Marx iii 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG, SOMEONE SHOULD SHOOT LITTLE JOHNNY!
He just stresses the teacher out!
How many times does he feck up the class subject?
2007-02-01 21:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heaven is closer than you think, and in the mind of the beholder.
Kapish!!
2007-02-01 22:04:57 · answer #4 · answered by twatdise 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oooh and I blushed!!
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-02 09:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke is so old i first heard it in the 70s.
2007-02-01 21:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by marmaduke9731 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-02-01 21:43:42 · answer #7 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-02-01 21:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-» BLAH くろ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your one sick mother focker.
2007-02-01 21:40:59 · answer #9 · answered by monica your new bff 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋