A womans mother just died and at the funneral she see's the man of her dreams. Two weeks later she kills her sister. Why???
2007-02-01 13:35:38 · 26 answers · asked by Goober 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because if she killed her sister then he would show up at her funeral.
2007-02-01 13:42:11 · update #1
So that she can see him again . . . when he goes to her sister's funeral.
2007-02-01 13:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by FSJD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Her sister killed her mother and the man of her dreams?
2007-02-01 21:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by Alex 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She figures that the man of her dreams was a friend of her mothers, and therefore will attend her sisters funeral
2007-02-01 21:39:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because shes crazy. What does she seeing the man of her dreams have to do with killing her sister???
2007-02-01 21:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The man of her dreams was a corpse she found while burying her mother. Therefore, she killed her sister in order to live vicariously through her, whose soul would be able to visit the soul of the man of her dreams.
2007-02-01 21:42:38 · answer #5 · answered by butterfly_sugha 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She figures that the man of her dreams was a friend of her mothers, and therefore will attend her sisters funeral.
Since I was right....do I get best answer??? Or at least say "I told you so" to the person who have me a thumbs down?
2007-02-01 21:37:47 · answer #6 · answered by FRANKFUSS 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
O.O i tink its becuz she is hairwire and she thinks that by killing her sister there will b another funeral..hence,she will get the chance to see the man of her dreams again.. is she hairwire?
2007-02-01 21:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by TenThousandWHY 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Her sister's going out with the man of her dreams and she's jealous.
2007-02-01 21:38:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It could be a number of things, the sis either killed the mother, or slept with the man.
2007-02-01 21:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by Cherry 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If the guy was at her mothers funeral he will probably be at her sisters funeral also.
2007-02-01 21:43:20 · answer #10 · answered by Castle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The man was married to her sister and the woman is a psycho, murdering beatch.
or
The man is really her sister after a sex change operation, and the woman is so traumatized by this that she resorts to murder.
2007-02-01 21:39:15 · answer #11 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋