Entertainment & Music - 30 January 2007

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
After months of trying, the Wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. 'Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered.'

Then he gave her a stern look and asked, 'Have you been fooling around on me?'

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, 'Not this time.'

2007-01-30 07:51:48 · 14 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Im doing a photo slideshow for my best friends and i need a song that will set the mood for it, it will have to be something to do with best friends and i want the words to go along with the theme. pretty much saying i dont want a song about some dude missing his gf or something Stupid, it would havet o be about best friends or at least friends. Does anyone have a good song that i could use? or know what song i could download? thanks

2007-01-30 07:51:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

is there a song with lyrics that go, will you be by my side until the day i die

2007-01-30 07:51:33 · 3 answers · asked by lil_dreamer_girl_07 1 in Music

2007-01-30 07:51:08 · 11 answers · asked by fridaynight 2 in Celebrities

you would rather take the subway, taxi or bus???

I'll take the bus....subways stink and taxis are expensive...

2007-01-30 07:51:04 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 07:50:58 · 11 answers · asked by mutterhals 2 in Celebrities

He terrifies the hell out of me

2007-01-30 07:50:46 · 41 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Polls & Surveys

Who do YOU guys like the best on Charmed????
Prue
Piper
Pheoebe
Paige

2007-01-30 07:50:02 · 13 answers · asked by Jamie 1 in Polls & Surveys

in top gear his the guy that drives etc

2007-01-30 07:50:02 · 11 answers · asked by lukesmum20012001 1 in Television

Hi im 11 i live in thornton NH and need band members i need a drum player,lead singer,backup singer,guitar player and must be my age u will make money

2007-01-30 07:50:01 · 5 answers · asked by kayla w 1 in Music

I would love to eat a huge piece of blueberry cheesecake. I have the biggest sweet-tooth today for some reason.

2007-01-30 07:49:58 · 23 answers · asked by Seven Costanza 5 in Polls & Surveys

I ask you,just what are you hoping or planning on having for this evening's dinner?...
Are you going out?...
Are you cooking?...

Hmmm?...

Just a poll/survey for fun to toss some points around is all...

C'mon and spill...

Me,wel as i love to cook for a Lady Angel,when in my company...
I am hoping that i will be done with an afternoon meeting on time to pick up some lobster and steaks for a,Dark Angel's special,surf & turf with a special Lady Angel,here at my hotel suite...

Thank You for Your answers...

2007-01-30 07:49:49 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Or something with cream filling?

I like twinkies!!!

2007-01-30 07:49:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard of R& B but what is HH mean?

2007-01-30 07:49:07 · 3 answers · asked by Layla B 1 in Music

2007-01-30 07:48:35 · 36 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

I want some new music. Whether it be from the same bands now, or any new bands you guys can introduce me to!
I like hard rock and metal... For Example (KoRn, Tool, Deftones, Fear Factory, Sepultura, A Perfect Circle, Soulfly, Slipknot, Sevendust, Pantera, Ill Nino, Godsmack...wow there are so many!!!)
What would you say your favorite song(s) from your favorite rock/metal bands are???

2007-01-30 07:48:30 · 11 answers · asked by sepulfact01 1 in Music

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Telephone
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)

Bath Theorem
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

2007-01-30 07:48:26 · 7 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Jokes & Riddles

It's happy hour somewhere in the world. Fess up

2007-01-30 07:48:12 · 23 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 07:48:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which one would it be? It has to be a power they already have that you’re taking away. How would this make the stories more interesting for you? What new challenges would the hero face? We’ve all seen stories where our hero temporarily lost the powers, or some of the powers, but kept on being brave in the face of awful odds. Do you think your favorite hero would be improved by permanently losing a power?

PLEASE, NO “I HATE Z-MAN ‘COS HE’S TOO POWERFUL, MAKE HIM A WEAKLING.”

You have to choose your FAVORITE hero, or you get no points!

2007-01-30 07:47:43 · 5 answers · asked by cdf-rom 7 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-30 07:47:01 · 12 answers · asked by adorable 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 07:46:49 · 15 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 07:46:31 · 4 answers · asked by Year of the Monkey 5 in Music

2007-01-30 07:46:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 07:46:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 07:46:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bill worked in a pickle factory.

He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confessed to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his p***s into the pickle slicer. His wife
suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he would be too embarrassed.

He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen.

His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. ‘Whats wrong, Bill?’ she asked.

‘Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my p***s into the pickle slicer?’

‘Oh, Bill, you didnt.’

‘Yes, I did.’

My God, Bill, what happened?’

‘I got fired.’

‘No,Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?’

‘Oh, she got fired too.’

2007-01-30 07:45:42 · 13 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-30 07:45:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-30 07:44:48 · 6 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

go listen to em'! they rock

vey underated rock-band

2007-01-30 07:44:44 · 8 answers · asked by gancore_member 1 in Music