Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confessed to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his p***s into the pickle slicer. His wife
suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he would be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen.
His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. ‘Whats wrong, Bill?’ she asked.
‘Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my p***s into the pickle slicer?’
‘Oh, Bill, you didnt.’
‘Yes, I did.’
My God, Bill, what happened?’
‘I got fired.’
‘No,Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?’
‘Oh, she got fired too.’
2007-01-30 07:45:42 · 13 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's one of the funniest jokes i've heard in a while.
2007-01-30 07:55:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2007-01-30 07:54:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew i had heard it before but had to read the punch line,yes very funny good one.
2007-01-30 07:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO didnt see that one comin
2007-01-30 08:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by carmlchik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great climax!!
2007-01-30 07:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no not again please look at the site regularly and you will see how to avoid repetition
2007-01-31 00:55:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-01-30 08:49:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-01-30 09:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD HAHAHA!!! Hells yeah!
2007-01-30 07:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by Brian is weird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GIGI, YOU ARE ON A ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're killing me over here.
I DIED LAUGHING!!!!
2007-01-30 08:11:16 · answer #10 · answered by Lerat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋