not this time?

Question

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
After months of trying, the Wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. 'Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered.'

Then he gave her a stern look and asked, 'Have you been fooling around on me?'

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, 'Not this time.'

Answer 1

roflmao. that was brilliant. i luv your jokes....keep em cumin

Answer 2

So the Dr. says to the new mother "you have such a beautiful baby". And the mother says to the Dr. "Oh, I'll bet you say that to all the mothers, even if the baby is ugly". And the Dr. says. "no, if the baby is ugly then I say she looks just like her mother".

Answer 3

I've also heard this one before but it's still a good one!! 7/10 (not THAT great)

Answer 4

That just comes to prove that fooling around isn't that all that =)

Just kidding. Good one!

Answer 5

good one 10/10

Answer 6

N'yuk, n'yuk, n'yuk.
New to me, I think.
8 out of 10.

Answer 7

Ver, Ver goot.

Answer 8

heard this one before still find it very funny lol

Answer 9

like it

Answer 10

good one