Not wanting to witness the act, Mr Smith left the house before he arrived.
1/2 hour later a door2door photographer stopped by hoping to make a sale "Good morning, I'm here …"
"No need 2 explain, I've been expecting u" said Mrs Smith
"Really?" he said "Well, my speciality is babies"
"That's what my hubby & I hoped. Come in & sit down. Where do we start?" she asked, blushing
"Well, I like to try 2 in the bath, 1 on the couch and a couple on the bed. The living room is fun too; you can really spread out."
"Bathtub, living room? No wonder me & Harry struggled!"
"Well, I cant always guarantee a good 1. But if we try several positions & I shoot from 6 or 7 angles, you'll be pleased with the results"
"Can we get this over with quickly" said Mrs Smith.
"In my line of work, I must take my time. Id love 2 b in & out in 5 mins but you'd be disappointed, I'm sure." The photographer opened his case and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures
2007-01-30
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