Not wanting to witness the act, Mr Smith left the house before he arrived.
1/2 hour later a door2door photographer stopped by hoping to make a sale "Good morning, I'm here …"
"No need 2 explain, I've been expecting u" said Mrs Smith
"Really?" he said "Well, my speciality is babies"
"That's what my hubby & I hoped. Come in & sit down. Where do we start?" she asked, blushing
"Well, I like to try 2 in the bath, 1 on the couch and a couple on the bed. The living room is fun too; you can really spread out."
"Bathtub, living room? No wonder me & Harry struggled!"
"Well, I cant always guarantee a good 1. But if we try several positions & I shoot from 6 or 7 angles, you'll be pleased with the results"
"Can we get this over with quickly" said Mrs Smith.
"In my line of work, I must take my time. Id love 2 b in & out in 5 mins but you'd be disappointed, I'm sure." The photographer opened his case and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures
2007-01-30 03:44:15 · 5 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This was done on a bus in London."
"My god!" said Mrs Smith tugging at her hanky
"These twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mum was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed her the picture.
"Difficult?"
"Yes, I had to take her to the Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around pushing to get a good look."
"Crowds" asked Mrs Smith in amazement.
"Yes"
"& for 4 hrs too. She was constantly squealing and yelling. I couldnt concentrate. Then darkness approached and I rushed my shots. Then when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I packed it all in."
Mrs Smith leant forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your e... equipment?"
"That's right. Now if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod & we can get to work."
"Tripod?" she looked worried now.
"Yes I use it to rest my Canon on. It's far too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam, madam? . . . . Good lord shes fainted
2007-01-30 03:44:35 · update #1
a long one but worth reading
2007-01-30 04:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd 9/10
2007-01-30 13:48:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was tooo funny! Love it!!! LMAO
2007-01-30 17:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by carmlchik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muahahaaa, your silly ; )
2007-01-30 12:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
snigger snigger
2007-01-30 12:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋