Ok, now before I begin, this might have one of two results; You'll either go "XD OMG THAT IS SO F***IN FUNNY!!!!!" Or "AAAGH! NO!!! *puuuke*". Most likely the first one. Last night I had some very strange dreams, Mostly epic. But one, I was kissing this beautiful girl, and it felt like I was really kissing her. Now--FREEZE FRAME! You might be wondering "What's so bad about that?" or "I wish I had dreams like that..." or even "He is so HOTT!!!" Well, maybe none of that last one... Anyway, just read on. UNFREEZE! --I thought it was a real cool dream up until just the middle of the day. I sure hope it wasn't this, but... My dog sleeps with me in my room. I close the door, and she has to wake me up in the morning when she needs to go outside. So, I think she was licking me in the face trying to wake me up, but I slept through it. I've gargled with every mouthwash I can find since that realization. I really hope it was just a nice dream.
2007-01-27
08:28:40
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