Ok, now before I begin, this might have one of two results; You'll either go "XD OMG THAT IS SO F***IN FUNNY!!!!!" Or "AAAGH! NO!!! *puuuke*". Most likely the first one. Last night I had some very strange dreams, Mostly epic. But one, I was kissing this beautiful girl, and it felt like I was really kissing her. Now--FREEZE FRAME! You might be wondering "What's so bad about that?" or "I wish I had dreams like that..." or even "He is so HOTT!!!" Well, maybe none of that last one... Anyway, just read on. UNFREEZE! --I thought it was a real cool dream up until just the middle of the day. I sure hope it wasn't this, but... My dog sleeps with me in my room. I close the door, and she has to wake me up in the morning when she needs to go outside. So, I think she was licking me in the face trying to wake me up, but I slept through it. I've gargled with every mouthwash I can find since that realization. I really hope it was just a nice dream.
2007-01-27 08:28:40 · 14 answers · asked by Tiger Dude 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.... Okay, how the hell could this have gotten eight answers in twenty minutes?! Being how long it is! Number one, since I would have had a NASTAY taste in my mouth when I woke up, and I didn't, I think it was just a dream. Whoo! How much you wanna bet that I never let my dog sleep in my room again?
2007-01-27 08:51:00 · update #1
Ok, I'm not even going to pick a best answer. I'm just glad I made some people sick. It wasn't even a true story!
2007-01-27 15:11:00 · update #2
lol that was funny thanks. hehe nice dream
2007-01-27 08:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a little bit disturbing, not for me, but for you. But, than again, maybe it didn't even happen, and if it did, oh well. No harm, no foul. As long as she doesn't kiss and tell!
2007-01-27 08:33:47 · answer #2 · answered by kristinjenkins@rogers.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least your dog is a female, otherwise you would be a weirdo and gay. Take solice in that brother.
2007-01-27 08:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by Clint H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sick! Not that funny.
2007-01-27 13:51:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhhhhhhhhhahaha nice dream!
2007-01-27 11:07:07 · answer #5 · answered by sano 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe...cool dream!Dream on,pall!
2007-01-27 08:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by Nevermind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always heard its a dog eat dog world LMAO!!!
2007-01-27 09:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't THAT funny and it wasn't gross.
2007-01-27 08:38:19 · answer #8 · answered by Daniella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't even all that funny. You suck!
2007-01-27 08:58:11 · answer #9 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny. hope it wasnt your dog. :)
2007-01-27 08:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by claidifl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that's what you call puppy love!
2007-01-27 08:34:02 · answer #11 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋