novice nun , pain in her tummy ,doctor callled ::: she"s pregnant he tells the mother superior !! no way ! leave it with me she says:
the doc leaves . now my dear you have only had your mother and father visit you in the last 3 years , is that correct ???
oh yes , ohh and father shaunasy ::: really when did he visit ??
oh lots , at about 8pm , he said he could get me into heaven !!!
heaven how said the mother superior ? well he showed me his key and said if he inserted it into my heaven lock it would happen !!
where did he say your heaven lock was ????
the little bit of me thats growing hairs now !!!
the bast@rd (says the mother superior) he told me that was gabriels horn !!! i"ve been blowing it for the last 10 yrs
2007-01-27 08:27:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am surprised. That's fooooking funny..
2007-01-27 08:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by madfairy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotflmao, and still laughing. Apologies to anyone offended, BTW.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-27 19:56:07 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
corker pmsl 10/10
2007-01-27 16:33:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm, the strange things that happens in there. LOL, good one there!
2007-01-27 16:39:45 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Little boy blue COME blow up your horn ! haha
or Father shaunasy, come blow up your horn ! haha
2007-01-27 16:32:55 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's sub 12 year old playground standard. woeful!
2007-01-27 16:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Been up two hours ago in another format!!
2007-01-27 16:33:28 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO thats a good one
2007-01-27 16:32:41 · answer #8 · answered by tinkerbell 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow.
2007-01-27 16:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by Daniella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent - one for my repertoire.
2007-01-27 16:51:10 · answer #10 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋