Entertainment & Music - 22 January 2007

Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

2007-01-22 18:39:28 · 15 answers · asked by Tator Salad 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 18:36:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

left over pizza from the night before, do you eat it cold the next day or do you reheat it?

2007-01-22 18:35:14 · 30 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

SOMEONE PLEASE TRANSLATE! THANK YOU! =)

2007-01-22 18:33:27 · 5 answers · asked by SUNDAY 1 in Music

I gave up with TV a long time ago as there never seems to be anything on. My girlfriend spends most of her time changing the channel in the hope of finding something. Why don't people give up and do something else instead? I have learnt to play the drums, guitar and bass and can speak Japanese due to not watching TV.

2007-01-22 18:32:54 · 10 answers · asked by SR13 6 in Television

the episode where the cop finds out about them && so they switch the cops brain with a squids


&&

the episode where gir says "hi floor, make me a sammich".



anyone know?

2007-01-22 18:32:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Surprise-surprise - Mathew Right and Jade have the same agent! So you can bet your bottom dollar he's going to take the soft interview line with her. Anyway the question is, will there be more fake tears as she desperately tries to cling to her career?

2007-01-22 18:31:50 · 16 answers · asked by georgeygirl 5 in Celebrities

Its played in the ending,during the credits,,some of the lyrics are
'' I miss you' ive tried to find it- by coldplay- on the movie soundtrack but its not listed.

2007-01-22 18:31:24 · 1 answers · asked by divineshadow 3 in Music

I try to give as often as possible, but theres so many here in South Africa I'd bankrupt myself if I gave every time, I still feel guilty sometimes when I dont, do you feel guilty if you dont give or do you regard beggars as a nuisance?

2007-01-22 18:29:52 · 33 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Jades bday is on June 5th & Shilpa's June 8th. Being Gemini
it explains both the girls verbosity as Gemini's are v articulate. Other than that the girls were as different as chalk & cheese

2007-01-22 18:28:22 · 6 answers · asked by Praxis 5 in Horoscopes

2007-01-22 18:28:10 · 7 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Not including meeting a band after a concert or anything - just purely bumping into them by accident? I ran into Jamie Sale and David Peltier (canadian gold metalalists in figure skating) at the calgary airport. They were standing in line at customs and I was behind them. They were on their way to the states for a stars on ice tour!

2007-01-22 18:27:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

What are some of your funniest or embarrassing moments? I have several!

1) I wore a see-thru swimsuit to my cousin's house
2) I got hit in the "area" with a soccer ball flying at 100 MPH
3) I fell in a skating rink and flipped over
4) Many more

2007-01-22 18:26:46 · 14 answers · asked by ///DW-Drummer/// 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 18:24:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have purchased a ruby set. People say that since it is not my birthstone i should not be wearing it cause it will create many problems in life. I know for diamond and blue stone that we should consult astrologer and buy, but for ruby this is the first time i am hearing. Can i know if i can use it or should i sell it ??

2007-01-22 18:24:23 · 7 answers · asked by bs_kala 1 in Horoscopes

and clean the sink or toilet with it..
and then put it back?

ummm, not that I would do that...umm I was just wondering?

2007-01-22 18:23:44 · 22 answers · asked by Wori67 5 in Polls & Surveys

Example I have 2 right now. One is 867-5309(I don't remember the name of the group), remember that song. Another one is Jenny, Jenny don't you lose my number, you're not anywhere if I can't find you. Phil Collins. Mr. Telephone man,(New Edition), and know there's a song about a girl named Ricky, I forgot how it goes though. It's involved with a telephone number too. Name some songs involved with a telephone number or telephone.

2007-01-22 18:22:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-22 18:21:22 · 26 answers · asked by x 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 18:21:00 · 11 answers · asked by Kyle B 1 in Polls & Surveys

me- jimmy barnes
cheap wine and i am feeling good- should cheap wine and a 3 day growth

2007-01-22 18:19:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 18:19:18 · 8 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

One day, a kid's mom and dad took him to a nude beach. The kid went to play in the water and came back a little while later and told his mom "I just saw a woman who had bigger things than you do mom." His mom replied "the bigger the woman's boobs the dumber the woman."

So, the boy went out to play again, and came back a little while later and said to his mom "Mom, I just saw a man who has a bigger thing than Dad." His mom replied "The bigger the thing, the dumber the guy."

So the kid went out to play again, then came back and told his mom "Daddy was talking to a woman, and he kept getting dumber and dumber."

2007-01-22 18:17:38 · 14 answers · asked by Tator Salad 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 18:17:35 · 9 answers · asked by Raven 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ugly Kid Joe's version is awesome. Reminds me of my son.

2007-01-22 18:16:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do you like on your toast?

2007-01-22 18:15:23 · 9 answers · asked by Two Peas 7 in Polls & Surveys

1. Who does Rangiku-San loves?
2. Who is the coolest male character in Bleach?
3. Who is the cutest character in Bleach?
4. Do you think Bleach's songs are the coolest songs in the anime??

2007-01-22 18:14:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

do you think he'll be wearing a cross around his neck?

2007-01-22 18:13:13 · 14 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 18:12:11 · 7 answers · asked by blingding 5 in Celebrities

Just wondering. A few of mine were when i found out a swimsuit I wore to my cousin's house was SEE-THRU (frusterating!), when this dog ate my football, or a few other things.

2007-01-22 18:10:44 · 17 answers · asked by ///DW-Drummer/// 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 18:09:54 · 14 answers · asked by Wori67 5 in Polls & Surveys